TikTokers Share 35 Unhinged Baby Names That Sound Cruel And Confusing
Baby name fails that left tiktokers reeling in amused dismay.
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Recently, a NICU nurse sparked a lively discussion on TikTok on the subject of baby name fails. While there are millions of charming names to choose from, many parents still struggle to find just the right moniker for their special little bundle of joy. The desire to be different, unique or extraordinary may influence the baby-naming decision quite a bit as evidenced by some of the names chosen by parents. We’ve run through the viral post and found the most unhinged baby names people have responded with and shared them in the gallery below.
Choosing a name for your child is not an easy task. After all, it is one that they will have to walk around with for the rest of their lives; unless, of course, they take matters into their own hands and change it.
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Dental hygienist ?♀️we had a patient named Shadynasty. Pronounced: Sha-dynasty not shady nasty like the dentist said. ?
Image source: bailey, prostooleh
Peds ER nurse here & I have a LIST in my notes app. Top contender being twins named Nowledge and Wysdom, spelled like that
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L&D nurse here: Phelony. ?
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Canon and Crystal. Their last name is Ball.
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Not a nurse- but ALMOST a victim. mom named me Pixie Freedom Rose Starshine Hello... until Grandma intervened
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We had twins Greg and Greg’nisha
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Not a nurse but worked on postpartum floor; twins abracadabra & alacazam ??????
Image source: Rebecca, Jose Ibarra
Blessica
Image source: FahimaJalal, Brooke Balentine
Ya’highness & Ya’majesty - spelled exactly like that
Image source: Potatopotato17, Curated Lifestyle
Not a nurse but when I volunteered at the hospital I witnessed a nurse having to explain to mom that it was Aretha Franklin and not Urethra Franklin. She almost named her daughter Urethra
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Arealtruemiracle. All one word.
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Twins Michael and lil Michael. Mom threatened to beat me up when I laughed. I didn’t know she was serious
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This was from my coworker but Cliffany. for a girl. dads name was Cliff
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I work in pediatric dentistry and we have a kid named sheep
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PLACENTA. We showed her what a placenta was, and said please don’t…
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Dietitian in a behavioral psych hospital… kid with oppositional defiant disorder named nemesis
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Education here. And so many names but one of my favorites, a little girl named Hella Shady.
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Former Newborn Nurse here- worst name was a baby girl named Wolverine. ?
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Lucifer… oddly enough I took care of another baby named Messiah in the same night.
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A’Blessyn ?
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Negativeteigh. Mitochondria.
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Currencie and Ar’money. Not related but on the unit at the same time, so naturally we pretended they got married a made a whole money-themed family tree for them.
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Nahlig (pronounced knowledge), his siblings were James and Robert. Poor kid
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It’s a tie between gnocchi and lilsexxyy
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Ho’nasty - pronounced honesty…
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I served the table of a family with a little boy named Taint. I had the mom spell it out because I thought she said Tate at first. Nope. Taint. I often wonder if he has gone no contact.
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Semaj. James backwards because why just name your child James.
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Everlastingbreathoflife…
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Twins in the nicu, one boy one girl named Brock Lee and Callie Flower…
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Triplets named today, tomorrow, and to’yesterday
Image source: chelsey, kamranaydinov
Dawasher & dadryer (twins in NICU)
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I used to coach three siblings: boo, piglet, and noodle.
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#1
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Twins: Donwanna and Doneeda… last name Mann (two moms)
#3
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Dental hygienist ?♀️we had a patient named Shadynasty. Pronounced: Sha-dynasty not shady nasty like the dentist said. ?
#4
Image source: bailey, prostooleh
Peds ER nurse here & I have a LIST in my notes app. Top contender being twins named Nowledge and Wysdom, spelled like that
#5
Image source: gisselle ?, amjadullah540
L&D nurse here: Phelony. ?
#6
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Canon and Crystal. Their last name is Ball.
#7
Image source: OkayestMomma2, Daiga Ellaby
Not a nurse- but ALMOST a victim. mom named me Pixie Freedom Rose Starshine Hello... until Grandma intervened
#8
Image source: Jenimj, freepik
We had twins Greg and Greg’nisha
#9
Image source: c8, EyeEm
Not a nurse but worked on postpartum floor; twins abracadabra & alacazam ??????
#10
Image source: Rebecca, Jose Ibarra
Blessica
#11
Image source: FahimaJalal, Brooke Balentine
Ya’highness & Ya’majesty - spelled exactly like that
#12
Image source: Potatopotato17, Curated Lifestyle
Not a nurse but when I volunteered at the hospital I witnessed a nurse having to explain to mom that it was Aretha Franklin and not Urethra Franklin. She almost named her daughter Urethra
#13
Image source: Christi Daly Starks, Getty Images
Arealtruemiracle. All one word.
#14
Image source: anne marshall, Brooke Balentine
Twins Michael and lil Michael. Mom threatened to beat me up when I laughed. I didn’t know she was serious
#15
Image source: Sam
This was from my coworker but Cliffany. for a girl. dads name was Cliff
#16
Image source: Zoë, Getty Images
I work in pediatric dentistry and we have a kid named sheep
#17
Image source: plasmaspeedos
PLACENTA. We showed her what a placenta was, and said please don’t…
#18
Image source: aka madrox, volodymyr-t
Dietitian in a behavioral psych hospital… kid with oppositional defiant disorder named nemesis
#19
Image source: camorrison113, CDC
Education here. And so many names but one of my favorites, a little girl named Hella Shady.
#20
Image source: Christina
Former Newborn Nurse here- worst name was a baby girl named Wolverine. ?
#21
Image source: Taylor, Getty Images
Lucifer… oddly enough I took care of another baby named Messiah in the same night.
#22
Image source: Ckimsch
A’Blessyn ?
#23
Image source: Allison
Negativeteigh. Mitochondria.
#24
Image source: Kayli Rebecca Westberg
Currencie and Ar’money. Not related but on the unit at the same time, so naturally we pretended they got married a made a whole money-themed family tree for them.
#25
Image source: ericagreathouse7
Nahlig (pronounced knowledge), his siblings were James and Robert. Poor kid
#26
Nophyr (no fear) Image source: rowdie homestead#27
Image source: min loi, nastyaofly
It’s a tie between gnocchi and lilsexxyy
#28
Image source: bella, Hans Isaacson
Ho’nasty - pronounced honesty…
#29
Image source: wayfunmommy
I served the table of a family with a little boy named Taint. I had the mom spell it out because I thought she said Tate at first. Nope. Taint. I often wonder if he has gone no contact.
#30
Image source: jennysmentalmusings
Semaj. James backwards because why just name your child James.
#31
Image source: Taylie, Tamara Govedarovic
Everlastingbreathoflife…
#32
Image source: anon, Greta Fotografía
Twins in the nicu, one boy one girl named Brock Lee and Callie Flower…
#33
Image source: han, user12798814
Triplets named today, tomorrow, and to’yesterday
#34
Image source: chelsey, kamranaydinov
Dawasher & dadryer (twins in NICU)
#35
Image source: jenaedunn, Juliane Liebermann
I used to coach three siblings: boo, piglet, and noodle.DE
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