35 Funny Posts Of Canadians Unapologetically Roasting The USA

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Canadians are renowned for being one of the world’s politest nations, usually finding something positive to say about nearly everything. However, their niceness takes a little nose-dive when it comes to their neighbours to the south. That’s when Canadians let loose with the sharpest jokes they’ve bottled up about the USA. We’ve collected some of the most amusing online posts showing Canadians embracing their wicked humour and savagely roasting Americans with sick burn after burn.

#1 Life Expectancy Is The Best Product

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#2 Canada Just Folded

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#3 When They’re Right, They’re Right

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#4 Literacy Rates In America Are Still Dropping

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#5 Brutal

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#6 It Is Nice To Have A Bill Of Rights

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#7 Math Is Definitely Hard For Them

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#8 “We Will Just Pull Our $200B In Financial Aid From Canada Which Would Collapse Your Economy”

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#9 Well, They Can’t Read. Murica

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#10 It’s Not Brain Surgery

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#11 Medical Bills

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#12 Poor Guy, He Got Destroyed

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#13 Happy Thursday

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#14 Facts Don’t Care About You Feelings

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#15 Periodt

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#16 “The U.S. Will No Longer Provide Military Protection Unless Canada Becomes The 51st State”

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#17 The USA Haven’t Won A Single War In 70 Years

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#18 “Why Call It ‘Canada Day’ On USA’s Independence Day”

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#19 Interesting

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#20 Canada And Mexico Will Be States Soon, So He Can Go There If He Wants

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#21 “Canada Should Look At Joining The US. Better Purchasing Power, Better Healthcare”

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#22 You Are Now Canada’s 4th Territory

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#23 “I Never Knew (The Canada-Us Border) Existed“

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#24 About Canada Becoming 51st State

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#25 That’s Exactly It

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#26 Indeed

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#27 Exhausting

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#28 Of The Entire World

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#29 Canada vs. America

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#30 “Canadians Are Making Up Words”

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#31 “If It Wasn’t America’s Hat, No One Would Care About Canada”

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#32 Trying To Deport Outside The Us

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#33 They Are Only Making It More Miserable

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#34 This One Actually Made Me Literally Laugh Out Loud

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#35 You’re Goliath But We Are David

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Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.