35 Photos That Prove Just How Dumb Men Can Be
In hindsight, we realise that there’s a reason why Mom was considered a nag and a spoilsport whenever we tried to do something fun as kids. She was most likely saving our lives and preventing us from enduring unwanted pain and distress. While most of us grow out of that foolhardiness and develop a strong sense of survival, that skill seems to be reserved mostly for females, as per the aptly named subreddit, Why Women Live Longer. Unfortunately, men seem to be more prone to ignoring the probabilities of a situation escalating into dangerous territory, and they end up doing extremely hazardous things that may end up costing them their lives, as evidenced by the proof in the gallery below.
#1 Definitely The Brightest Idea
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#2 It’s A Dogs Leash
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#3 Old Advertising Campaign Encouraging Men To Get Health Screenings
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#4 A Good Old Fashioned Brick Fight
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#5 He’s Preparing His Trip To Mars Without Nasa’s Help
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#6 Never Stick Your Head In A Hole On A Tree To “Just See What’s In It”
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#7 Chicago Local Iron Workers Remake The Iconic ‘Lunch Atop A Skyscraper’.. Photo That Was Originally Captured In 1932
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#8 They Really Wanted Some Pancakes
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#9 Sure. Seems Like As Good Of A Place For A Pic As Any
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#10 How Do We Know These Bulletproof Vests Actually Work, Gilbert?
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#11 People Make Me Wonder Sometimes
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#12 10 For Creativity 0 For Safety
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#13 I Just Want To Leave It Here
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#14 The Horror
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#15 I Made A Taser Alarm Clock Coz I Can’t Get Up In The Mornings
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#16 Swing
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#17 Ha, Look At That Sucker In The Sun
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#18 The Schmidt Pain Index Was Created By A Guy Who Intentionally Subjected Himself To The Sting / Bites Of 78 Different Species Of Hymenoptera (Bees, Wasps, Ants, Etc.) In Order To Quantify The Intensity Of Pain Experienced
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#19 Girls vs. Boys
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#20 Safety 100
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#21 The Perfect T Shirt Doesn’t Exis-
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#22 I Have No Idea Why Women Can Live Longer Than Men
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#23 Hmm
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#24 I Think This Goes Here
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#25 This Is A List Of How My Boss Thinks He’d Fair In Gladiator Style Hand To Hand Combat Fight With These Animals. He Also Calls Himself An Alpha Un-Ironically
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#26 The Way They’re Cutting Bricks
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#27 Florida Man Standing In The Streets Right Before The Eye Wall Of Hurricane Ian Hits
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#28 If I Microwave A Microwave, Does It Become A Macrowave?
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#29 Fits In Here Too
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#30 The Underground World Of Pallet Stacking
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#31 Hmmm
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#32 That’s Some Quality Bonding Right There
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#33 Scientifically, That’s Why
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#34 Yeah Bro, Silver Teeth. Cool
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#35 I Mean It Says Right There
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