35 Unpredictable Bumper Stickers People Did Not See Coming
Unexpected and funny bumper stickers that caught people’s eye.
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The words, “If you’re reading this, you’re too close!” printed in a tiny font is one of the cleverest bumper stickers to have on a vehicle. There are many such funny, witty and sassy sayings, according to the r/Bumperstickers subreddit. Folks have shared the most memorable sightings they’ve spotted during a dull commute in the community and we’ve combed through them to find the funniest, as shared below.
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#1 No Holding Back Here
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#2 My New Bumper Sticker ??♂️
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#3 Anyone Know Where To Buy This One? ?
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#4 Yes!
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#5 Chef's Kiss
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#6 Are We Great Yet???
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#7 Love My Dog Sitter's Stickers!
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#8 Nothing But The Truth
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#9 Put Up Or Shut Up!
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#10 Too Cold And Snowy Haven’t Installed Yet
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#11 In A Customers House
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#12 Sticker Says It All
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#13 Found In Classroom I’m Subbing In Today
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#14 Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way To Class Last Week
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#15 Thanks, Mom. This Place Sucks
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#16 Here’s A Wholesome One :)
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#17 Giving Information To The Enemy
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#18 This Is A Good One
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#19 Had To Do A Second Take
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#20 Off Of My Own Car
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#21 Hmm
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#22 They Get It
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#23 A Message I Definitely Agree With
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#24 This Sticker On The Back Of This School Bus I Saw Today
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#25 Don't Mind If I Do!
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#26 This One Is Right On The Money! ?
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#27 In Texas
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#28 A Bumper Sticker I Saw In My Travels Today
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#29 Quite Possibly My Favorite Bumper Sticker
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#30 Saw Another One Today
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#31 I Had To Get Closer To Read
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#32 My Personal Decal. I’ve Gotten So Many Compliments On It
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#33 Love Is Love
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#34 They're Becoming Self Aware
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#35 He Even Tapered Tesla Logo
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