40 Meals So Chaotic That Gordon Ramsay Would Faint
In the far reaches of Facebook, past the wholesome sourdough starter groups and lovingly garnished dinner snaps, lies a culinary underworld where burnt edges, questionable textures, and unapologetically cursed food reign supreme. The “Forget God, I’m Telling Gordon Ramsay” is a Facebook group that is less about cooking and more about chaos. Here, food is not served; it is summoned.
With over half a million members and counting, this group is a shrine to culinary catastrophes. It’s where people go not for recipe inspiration, but to showcase unholy kitchen crimes that would make even the most seasoned chef scream into their colander. Think meatloaf shaped like a baby. A cake with teeth. Spaghetti Jell-O. Nothing is safe, not even cereal. Check out some of their funniest posts below.
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