20 People Who Clearly Lied About Their Kids Being “Woke” Online

We all want our progeny to be better than us in every way, but it’s definitely not fair to put that burden and pressure on them in any way. The following online posts have gone a step further in that the parents have decided to blatantly exaggerate their tot’s actions as extraordinarily woke or evolved behaviors and posted it online. Redditors have an entire community dedicated to such “Woke Kids” from which we’ve chosen a select few which are unbelievably hilarious and shared them below for your entertainment.

#1 What A Gentleman

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#2 Grandma Made Up A Fake Homework Assignment To Own The Libs

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#3 Painfully Fake

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#4 And All Of Gondor Clapped

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#5 Ok Then Jasper

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#6 Of Course Emma Wrote That

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#7 Folding Laundry, Being Woke, And Cackling. Work Done

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#8 Woke 4/Yr Old. White Man Bad

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#9 First Graders Are Known For Thought-Provoking Sociological Commentary

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#10 Eight Year Old Kids Definitely Care About This Stuff

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#11 And Then He Joined The Foreign Legion

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#12 And Then All Of Their Future Therapists Clapped

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#13 Damn Right

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#14 Ballsy (Or ‘Flatsy’ Since Kiddo Is A Flat-Earther) Statement

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#15 Mom & Dad Please Ban Gas Stoves!!

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#16 Kid Has Got A Point

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#17 Yep I Bet She Did

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#18 It’s Mushier Than That

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#19 Finally Found One In The Wild!

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#20 Everyone Clapped And Asked For Consent

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