35 Quick-Witted One-Liners That Won The Internet
Satisfying times netizens showed their knack for a quick one-liner.
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Being quick to reply with a one-liner that's as succinct as it is funny is an impressive talent that we are here for. It's all the more alluring because we don't all have the knack for it unfortunately. Which is likely why we have relentless flashbacks to moments where we may have inserted a pithy remark if only we had thought of it then. But with the advent of social media, people have time to craft sizzling one-liners that are often funnier than the content itself. It's these satisfying rejoinders that have us running to the comments sections to see what treasures we can unearth. If you're an appreciator of hilarious one-liners delivered with precision and panache, scroll below to check out some of our funniest finds.
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#1 Name This Plant
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#2 Its Always The Instagram Comments
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#3 Or Just Very Friendly
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#4 Cows Don’t K**l Sharks
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#5 All My Life Consists Of Now
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#6 An Amateur Pilot At Best
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#7 When Rejection Is A Win
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#8 Can Also Try Exploiting People
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#9 Well I Mean They’re Not Wrong
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#10 I Laugh But It Hurts
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#11 Well, She Did Ask For Pictures
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#12 Yep, Can Only Be Eaten Once
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#13 No Lies Were Told
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#14 Wax vs. Parchment Paper
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#15 I Don't Think Three Fingers Are Too Much
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#16 Brilliance Meets Confusion
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#17 Bit Weird To Be Asking For Such A Young Photographer
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#18 Every Woman Has Encountered This Man
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#19 His Wife Commented On His Post
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#20 To Ask About Dirty Toilets
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#21 Ingredients And Prononciation
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#22 It Hurts Thinking About It
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#23 My Wife Would Have Given The Ring Back If I Made Our Proposal Something Political
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#24 Driving 101
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#25 Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth
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#26 Whoops
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#27 Get On The Bus
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#28 Mind If I Comb Over?
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#29 Well Yes, But Actually Yes
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#30 So True
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#31 They Never Said You Couldn't Use Numbers
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#32 I Can’t Imagine It Tastes Very Good
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#33 Ludicrous Speed
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#34 Definitely, He Will Not
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#35 I Wonder What Do They Have In Common
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