25 Times Karma Did It’s Job And Served Instant Justice

Honestly, I’m quite wary of karma—its justice tends to be swift and sometimes even embarrassing. I always try to avoid inviting its ire. Of course, not everyone believes in the concept, but that doesn’t stop karma from striking when you least expect it. There’s something especially captivating about instant karma: it’s magical how justice can be served so quickly and efficiently. Whether you believe in karma or not, we’ve gathered a collection of fascinating anecdotes citing personal experiences from Redditors who answered the question, “What’s the best case of Instant Karma you’ve witnessed?”

#1

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I was at a touristy place at the top of a big cliff. People were hanging around at the top, just enjoying the view, and this one guy was eating a sandwich while staring at his phone. After he was done, he couldn’t be bothered to find a trash can so he went to throw the sandwich wrappings off the cliff, but he got his hands confused and hurled his phone off the cliff instead.

scarletnightingale:
Oh god, I would love to hear him explaining how he lost his phone, because then he is going to have to explain what a jack**s he was. “Well, I was eating a sandwich and I tried to throw the wrapper off the cliff and I threw my phone instead”.

I really hope people give him cr*p and tell him he deserved it for littering.

#2

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During my lunch break at work a few years ago, I ran over to this convenience store that sold a few deli items and also had a lunch of the day special. That day it was spaghetti.

I walked into the store and headed to the back to the coolers to grab a drink and I start walking over to the line that was formed to grab a lunch. This older woman, who was talking to a woman not even close to the line, saw me walking and literally strong armed me to get in front of me. She full on shoulder checked me. The cashier saw it, looked at me and I just shook my head as if to not call her out on it.

She gets two orders of spaghetti. They come in a Styrofoam compartment tray. She walked towards the door and someone comes in that she knows so she’s saying hi. I pay for my food and I’m out the door.

As, I’m walking to my truck, I hear a loud “OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF”. I turn around and this woman is planked on the ground with spaghetti and meat sauce all over her white shirt.

#3

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One time I went to a museum/showroom and me and my mother went to go get food. I went to grab and reserve a table. So I sat down while my mom went to go get some food. Then this one guy comes and starts trying to take the other chair at table.

So I tell him “that there’s someone sitting there”, but he doesn’t listen and takes it away anyway. At the time I was still to little to really do anything about it. So I go and grab a chair from a unoccupied table. Then I see the guy sit down in the chair with his food. When the guy sat down. The chair broke from under him. Making him fall on is back. Also spilling his food over himself.

#4

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My older sister and I didn’t get along well growing up. One day we were both on a city bus on our way home. As we approached our stop, I got up and moved toward the door. As it opened, my sister aggressively shoved past me to get off first. The second she stepped off she was nailed full on by seagull poop. This was over 50 years ago and it still makes me smile.

#5

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A random guy was a total jerk to me at a cafe. A few days later, I interviewed him for a job.

#6

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Pedestrian crossing the street. Everyone stops for him except one guy in the last lane blasts his horn and blows through the intersection nearly running the pedestrian over. There was an unmarked police car right behind him that immediately pulled him over.

#7

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Two of my friends and I were playing monopoly sometime around freshman year of high school. One of my friends owned all the railroads, meaning any player who landed on a railroad would pay him 200.

The entire game felt like I was just moving my token from railroad to railroad, paying my friend each time, having no opportunity to buy properties, and getting super frustrated (in reality it was probably only two or three times).

On my next roll, I quickly calculate which space I was going to land on as I start to move my token, and lo and behold, I was going to land on another railroad. I gracefully slide (cheat) passed the railroad and plop my piece on the next space, Chance.

Chance card read something as follows: “Move token to nearest railroad. Pay owner twice the amount.”

I lost it.

#8

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One time I smiled at someone walking by, then I saw them smile at somebody, who then smiled at somebody else. It was like a happy karma train.

poopellar:
Some say the smile train is still going on.

#9

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This happened to me yesterday! There was this cute flamingo onesie pajamas that I had my eye on for weeks but the only sizes were extra small and small. They run small, so I needed an extra large. I went to the store yesterday and this lady managed to find an extra large, but was lamenting that it was too big and needed a large. I dug through the racks and found a large and chased after her so I could give it to her. She was so happy. I walked away afterwards feeling sad that I couldn’t find the onesie in my size, but then the lady came up to me, saying she was looking for me and gave me the extra large since now she had the large onesie she wanted. I couldn’t believe it! So we said thank you to each other and went on our way. The onesie is adorable and so warm. It was on sale, too!

#10

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I just walked into a crowded bar with my friend back when we were in our early 20’s. Make our way around the entrance handrails and bam this dude smashes his shoulder into mine knocking me back. Thinking it was just an accident caused by a crowded bar I start to recover and this dude throws his shoulder into me again. Before I can even begin to react to the second more aggressive hit, this monstrosity of a bouncer watching the whole things go down, picks the guy up and literally throws him out the exit doors.

It all happened in a matter of 5 seconds. I don’t think any other person in that bar, nor my friend, even saw it go down.

#11

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This jerk cut into my lane, forcing me to brake hard the other week. I honked and he turned around in his car, while still driving, to flip me off. He didn’t see the car in front of him stopping at a red light and crashed into the car in front of him. I had a lot of fun telling the police what had happened.

#12

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A few years back, I was traveling on the interstate to meet some friends who attended a different college than I did for a weekend.

On the way there, I’m in the right hand lane, minding my own business, when a car tries to cut me off. No big deal right? Except she ended up clipping my bumper and running me off the road, with her driving speeds of ~80-85mph. Other driver keeps on going along her merry way, while I’m on the shoulder attempting to contact the local police to report an accident.

5 minutes later, a state trooper pulls up behind me and asks what happened. I explain the situation, describe the other vehicle, including a partial license plate number, and he asked if my car was still drivable. After confirming that it was, he said, “just follow me up to this next exit – I got a call about a driver who is out of gas and needs assistance.”

We pull up to the next exit just shy of a gas station. Sure enough, it was the girl who was the other party in my hit and run. She tried to deny anything occurred, until the trooper looked at my front bumper damage, and her back end damage, assessed the paint colors matched, etc. Bonus is that her plate had the partial information I had gathered as she sped away.

Turns out, girl has no insurance and no license. Gets hauled off to jail on a hit-and-run, all because she couldn’t slow down and be a decent driver.

#13

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I was driving on the freeway one day and needed to get over. I checked to make sure it was clear, signaled and changed lanes. I didn’t realize there was an escalade coming up behind at over 100 mph in that lane. (He was going so fast that the lane looked clear when I checked 1 second ago.)

The escalade decided to teach me a lesson by acting like it wasn’t going to stop and plow into me. There were now cars on both sides of me so I couldn’t swerve out of the way. So the escalade screams up until last possible second and then hits the brakes hard so he matches my speed about a foot away from my bumper. While this is happening I’m freaking out and wobbling the car cause I think I’m going to get creamed.

The cop that was one lane over and 2 cars back immediately flipped on his lights and pulled them over. That was quite a roller coaster ride of emotions for me.

#14

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A story I learned about recently.

When I was still in architecture school, a professor gave his class an exercice. One student came up with a project with a lot of ramps for disabled people. The professor started laughing and asked her to remove them because no one will use them. A month After or so, he lost his leg.

#15

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I saw these two bicycle cops randomly come over and harass an obvious homeless person, who I might add wasn’t begging, or in anyone’s way, just sitting in the sun minding his business. They were really giving him a hard time, to the point where I almost walked over to ask what was going on. I’m not sure if they realized people were watching/giving them dirty looks or realized he wasn’t causing any trouble but they decided to back off. But when they decided to leave, the one cop got back on his bike and must of miss stepped and went right over top of his handle bars and landed face first in the pavement. He was fine but it was hilarious. And of course the homeless person asked if he was alright.

#16

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A lifted pick up truck with one of those train horns was driving aggressively through morning work traffic and honking at people who got in his way. He did it to an unmarked sheriff (or trooper…some kind of law enforcement) and promptly got pulled over.

#17

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I got punched in the face by my cousin. I was 14 at the time and he was 8. He yelled I am invincible! And held his fists up to assert dominance.

And then he turned 180 into a wooden support post in our basement.

He sat down covering his face and starting crying and I was trying to maintain a concerned and worried look but it was just funny as hell.

PM_ME_PICS_OF_GULAK:
I watched my two cats* do exactly this last week. one of them took a swipe at the other, then turned around to flee and ran full-force into a cardboard box. It was so satisfying.

#18

 

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Worked at a convenience store several years ago (check my other posts for a couple of funny stories). This was back before gas pumps were all either card at the pump or prepay. It was about 7am and the morning rush was on. A suspicious fella pulled up to our farthest away pump and positioned his car so that it was not easily visible from the building. This is a dead giveaway for someone who is going to drive off without paying. My manager and I watch this guy as we are ringing up other customers and sure enough, when he filled up, he gets in the car and peels out making a run for the road. He leaves our lot via a small access rd that ends at a traffic intersection. Red light. He stops for the light, then decides he needs to get the hell out of dodge and guns it again through the red light. When he does, he breaks his drive shaft. Car coasts to a stop right in the middle of the intersection.

But wait….theres more…

Guy walks back INTO THE STORE, and asks if he can use our phone because his car breaks down! My manager says “sure, after you pay for the gas you just stole.” Guy gets all indignant “I didnt steal no gas!” getting more and more agitated and confrontational. Just then two police officers walk in. Now these are two lady cops, both in their late 50’s early 60’s that usually are stationed at the local high schools but always stop in for a coffee and a pastry. These ladies are the nicest people you’d ever meet, always with smiles on their faces. As soon as they turn the corner after entering, they see the guy getting into it with my manager. Their demeanor’s changed in an instant, going from kindly grandmother to IM GOING TO KICK YOUR TEETH IN in microseconds. They manhandle this guy away from my manager, push him up against the wall, cuff him and stuff him.

You know how you always think to yourself “Why is there never a cop around when you need one?” This time there was.

#19

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About a year ago, I was visiting a tourist town in my state. A man playing a guitar and singing was in the middle of of the side street (pedestrian only area) and was playing really well. He had a hat with plenty of $1’s, $5’s, & $10 USD notes. I sat down and enjoyed his music while waiting for my mother to come out of the shop she was in.

My mom came out and it was time to go so I politely tipped the man for his service. It just so happened to be my last $2. I (28F at the time) had recently moved to this state and had nothing but my clothes on my back after leaving a bad situation.

As my mother and I rounded the corner to a back alley shortcut to our vehicle, I saw a piece of paper on the ground. I picked it up and it was a $20 note. Absolutely no one was around for me to find the person who may have dropped it. Had that been the case I would have honestly inquired.

I put the bill in my pocket and proceeded to the car. Once my mother and I returned to her house, I pulled the bill out of my pocket and unfolded it. To my surprise, it was 2 $20 bills stuck together. Karma?…… I should think so!

#20

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I passed a slow car on a back road who was going too slow. This lady then proceeded to ride behind all the way to my house, cuts me off at the last second which caused me to hit her. Called the cops all the while this crazy is in my face talking about beating me up. When the cop shows up he confirms there’s no damage to her car. He takes our licenses and when he hands mine back he tells me she has a warrant for her arrest. I waved at her as she got arrested lol.

#21

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Maybe not instant but close enough.

Working as a medic a long time ago and get called for a leg injury at a friday night soccer game. We get there and determine it’s most likely a torn ACL, painful but basically any hospital can handle and it’s not really a priority. So we explain to the patient it will pry be faster and a lot cheaper if she just wants to have someone else drive her to the hospital that’s literally around the block.

Here comes the white knight into our story. This guy oozed friend zone, explained how he’s a medical student going for his doctorate and she needs to go to the local trauma center, which is a good 30 min drive. We explain no, we’ll go to the local they can handle it, however the patient pulls the nastiest look at us and says her friend knows more than my partner and I because he’s actually studying medicine and we’re just ambulance drivers.

My partner and I give each other that look. An ACL tear isn’t priority for trauma center, especially on a friday night. Drunk driving crashes and gun shot wounds are gonna be taking up the ER there. We oblige the the request with documented protest.

The friend rides with us, we make him ride up front. He explains how the surgeon there is his friend and she’ll get seen right away. We roll in and sure enough there’s about a dozen ambulance crews trying to unload patients in much worse cases than ours.

We get to triage after about 15 mins, and the Rsn tells us to put her in the waiting room, she starts crying. Cherry on top she asks her friend to do something, he calls his “buddy” surgeon down. Turns out not his buddy but one of his teachers who proceeds to yell at him about thinking that an ACL tear needs to come to a trauma center.

She could have been in and out the hospital in an hour if she had listened to us.

#22

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Was walking down the street and a Porsche gunned it to make a left turn in front of me at the entrance of a gas station. He missed hitting me by about a foot. He cut it too close and hit the curb and tore his front bumper off.

#23

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Was working at a trampoline park which had two different dodge ball areas. One for kids 12 and under, another for 13 and up. Annoying little kid kept trying to sneak into the 13 and up game, running around, breaking rules, and basically being a pain. We couldn’t really do much about it.

Eventually I just let him sneak on and not a moment later he got smacked beautifully in the face with a rubber ball. Actually sent him flying back a couple feet.

He wasn’t so keen to play after that.

#24

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A person tried to shove past me in the hallway. Immediately after, a door opened up into the hallway and slammed him in the face.

vfettke:
You should’ve walked up and acted like he pushed you out of the way of the oncoming door and said “Wow, you saved my life! What a hero!”

#25

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In high school had a kid punch me for like no reason. I would have punched him back but the principal AND the resource officer had literally just walked around the corner and saw it.

They walk up and ask the other kids.

“Did Thelightningcount1 provoke Bob here?”

Kids shook their heads.

“Did Thelightningcount1 strike Bob before just now?”

Kids shook their heads. Resource officer cuffed Bob and took him to the office. He was a multiple offender and this was the last straw.

He was expelled and we never saw him again.