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Guy Trolls His Family With The Worst Christmas Cards Every Year

Published 3 years ago

John Cessna couldn’t be present with his family for the 2008 holiday season, so his mother called him to inform he’ll be missing their family Christmas photoshoot: “She jokingly suggested I “sober up” and send out my own Christmas cards,” he remembers. So John did. Every year since 2008 he would create an uncensored version of what Christmas away from family meant to him.

This troll fest has become a tradition not only in Cessna family but also online. As you can tell his greeting cards are getting edgier every year and we already can’t wait to see how far he’s taking it next year.

More info: johncessnacomedy.com (h/t: ufunk)

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2016

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2015

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2014

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2013

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2012

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2011

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2010

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2009

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2008

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For more Christmas pranks check out these hilarious holiday posts.

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