25 Unexpected Things People Discovered About A Spouse Only After Marriage

When we get married, we hope that we know our partners rather well.  Nuptials indicate that two people are about to merge their lives, meaning that going forward what one person does will unilaterally affect the other person too. So before getting into such a deep financial, emotional and physical commitment, we hope that couples know each other quite well so they understand what to expect before taking vows.  However, despite dating for many years, people have still been surprised by some unknown aspects of a spouse after marriage according to the responses on one Reddit thread. Scroll below to see what folks had to say when asked to reveal what secrets married folks found out about their partners, for better or worse, only after the marriage ceremony had concluded. 

#1 My spouse makes fantastic pancakes and didn’t tell me. Never once made them while we were dating. 6 years of a pancake hold out

Image source: anon, drobotdean / freepik The a few days after our wedding my spouse is standing in the kitchen, whistling and FLIPPING pancakes. I was shocked anyone could actually flip a pancake. “Morning, babe” and sets out a plate of perfect pancakes. Refused to use store brand syrup…nope we are a “maple syrup” household. Buttery and not to sweet, and fluffy, beautiful golden brown. A faint cinnamon flavor. I make a good pancakes, but this was ridiculous. I asked “why haven’t you ever made me pancakes?” “You never asked for pancakes, I make awesome pancakes. I won a pancake contest once ” was my spouses response. The only way I forgave this secret is pancakes on the weekends. Watch who you marry. An: This story is in jest for those that don’t get it. We were long distance for 6 years because of their military deployments and  my education. We now have an inside joke where I stand up and yell “pancake liar” and point dramatically. It’s been 12 years of perfect pancakes on the weekends for me.

#2 Married 20 year this year. He hates my favorite radio station. He just told me this year! My kids: Dad must really love you to listen to music he hates for 20 years!

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#3 I don't remember how this started, but one day, years into being together, I realized I had never seen my husband clip his toenails. I asked him when he does it because I was curious - it seemed weird I had never seen him do such a mundane task.

Image source: whatsthisbuttondo333, freepik Thus began years worth of him messing with me and refusing to tell me. Not for any reason other than I really wanted to know. And it drove me CRAZY. It's such a simple thing! Why wouldn't he tell me? Argh!! Well. One day we had to move our heavy couch unexpectedly and I found what I called the Toenail Graveyard. He didn't trim his toenails, he tore them off - and APPARENTLY threw them behind the couch. The look on his face.... he was mortified. I was so repulsed, I think I just walked away. Now that the jig is up, he clips his nails in the bathroom like a normal human, instead of tearing them off and hiding them around the house like some kind of demented feral beast.

#4 I fancy myself a well above average ping pong player (former tennis player) - I usually beat my friends and colleagues and I’m always up for a game.

Image source: Varka44, TriangleProd / freepik My wife has never really shown any interest in any sports or games of any kind. Several years after we were married, we found ourselves randomly at a ping pong table in a public space, and she suggested we play. She wasn’t terrible - better than that - she in fact could hold a rally, had decent form, and placed the ball. Me, as we started rallying: “WHAT. HOW?” Her: *shrugs* “you never asked” Honestly, her humility is pretty sexy.

#5 That he actually hates chicken breasts. When we met we were very poor students, so buying a whole chicken to carve up was the cheapest option. He knew I like the leg, so he would eat the chicken breast without ever complaining or asking for another cut.

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#6 I didn’t really think I was hiding anything, but turns out I was pretty untrained in basic social norms.

Image source: ReasonablyConfused, freepik The reality was that my father was an excommunicated Mormon, and my mother was an agoraphobic shut in. Both interesting and intelligent people, but not very skilled in the ways of the world, or in raising a child. They both believed that children were just born the way they are, and so just taught me that I was extraordinary by birth, that most people were uselessly incompetent, and that there was little to do to better yourself. So I was simply cut loose on the world, sent out into the world to just “figure it out.” Starting at about 6, I just took this unjustified confidence out into the wild and tried not to die. I learned lots of amazing things about nature, and even people, but I never learned all the little details of being a socially acceptable human being. To simplify my upbringing, and to explain some of my glaring defects, I simply explain to people that I was raised by wolves.

#7 That he was never in Vietnam, and he didn't actually have PTSD. It was all an act. His ex-wife is the one who told me. I divorced his miserable a*s.

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#8 Me, I kept the secret. I am absolutely terrified of water slides and didn't tell my Wife until we were on our honeymoon and I was standing at the top of a huge water slide, having a panic attack. She was so excited to go to this park that I convinced myself it would be okay. Welp. It was not.

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#9 My spouse didn’t tell me how awful their singing voice was until we got married. They used to lip-sync to the radio in the car, and I thought they were just shy. It wasn’t until we were comfortably married that they finally belted out a song—and it was hilariously off-key. Now, it’s one of my favorite quirks about them, and we laugh about it all the time.

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#10 Literally the morning after our wedding, while we were still in bed having coffee, my husband came out with-

Image source: JudgmentExtra5129, freepik 'I've been meaning to tell you this for a while, and..well.. I really like country music!' Like....okay ? Nevermind the fact that we had been together for 9 years at that point, I'm not sure why it had to be a secret!

#11 That her side of the bed somehow comes with extra pillows, extra blankets, and apparently extra space... meanwhile, I’m living on the edge, literally.

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#12 He was due to inherit a really substantial sum of money. I was making budgets based on our social security and my income because I was still working. Truly jaw-dropping moment and I was gobsmacked. Took awhile to process.

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#13 After we got married, I found out my spouse secretly hated one of the recipes I’d make all the time when we were dating. They ate it with a smile every time, but once we were married, they gently admitted it wasn’t their favorite. Now, we laugh about it, and I make it only when I want a good laugh and an excuse to order takeout.

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#14 Severe untreated adhd. Found out 5 years later, when father and mother in law casually mentioned it while going through divorce proceedings. Every single day of my marriage made so much more sense after reading a few books.

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#15 That she was adopted…I didn’t care but obviously it meant a lot to her

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#16 We knew each other for 3 or 4 months before we got married, much of it long distance, and I knew everything about her past well before we got engaged. 13 years later there've been no surprises. I guess I didn't know when we got married how devoted she would be. I wouldn't have blamed her for leaving when I got brain damaged.

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#17 That he was on an episode of Cops.

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#18 He had a newborn baby with his ex.

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#19 I can tell you what I kept secret from my husband until after we were married. I'm independently wealthy. We don't have F**k You money, but compared to the way we were both raised, we are *great*. My mom couldn't afford milk when I was growing up, my husband's parents weren't much better off. My husband and I are millionaires, we can afford to put our kids through college if they so choose, or whatever else they want to do, and I can't tell you how good that feels.

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#20 That he thought episode 2 and 3 of Star Wars were the best movies in the series. But what got me the worst was when he said the OG trilogy were bad because, I quote, "The special effects are terrible and poorly done." If he had told me this before we were married, we would not be married now. The bastard tricked me.

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#21 That he’s not the sunny, up beat, happy go lucky guy he always showed me. He’s actually very cynical, defeatist, and just overall negative. It’s been a rocky 20y marriage.

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#22 That she was gay.

Image source: Cantech667, freepik It was a roller coaster ride of a marriage, with two separations and a reconciliation in the middle before we divorced. After she left the first time, she wanted back in only to leave again to be with a woman. On one hand, I’m glad she is living her authentic life. I wouldn’t want anything less for her. However, it wasn’t easy to realize my years with her were based on a lie. The fact that we reconciled while she took the time to figure herself out, certainly made me feel used. In hindsight, the lack of affection, intimacy, and the absence of feeling when she told me she loved me all makes sense. Before we got back together, I insisted on dating for months, a marriage contract, and marriage counselling. She promised she would never leave again, which obviously meant nothing, given the circumstances. Water under the bridge.

#23 That she had no intention of ever working, even though she had six figures of student loans. Yes, obviously we talked about it before getting engaged. She had promised me she was going to work full time.

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#24 That he ate my sandwich.

Image source: ladyvibes, Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels We worked together before getting married, and one night I brought a big ol’ sandwich and stuck it in the work fridge. I knew I would need the calories because we were pushing some heavy stuff around that came off the freight truck. So I’m working up a sweat, and it’s break time. I open up the work fridge DEVASTATED that somebody ate my sandwich. Who would eat someone else’s food? It’s never happened to me before, we were a pretty small, tight-knit staff. I asked around, and nobody knew anything of course. I finished out my shift, hungry and lethargic. Ended up marrying one of my coworkers that was with me that night. The sandwich dilemma got brought up in conversation TWO YEARS after we got married, and he casually admitted to it. I had a lot of feelings about that, still do. Lol.

#25 That he didn’t want children. Also, his capacity for cruelty. I’m leaving as soon as I can find a more secure job.

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