35 Tinder Profiles That Explain Why So Many People Choose To Remain Single

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There was a time when people would take time to write, edit and proofread their bios before posting them online. In today’s oversaturated dating scene, however, people have come across some increasingly weird profiles over time. Once, courtship was romantic and tender, whereas now, more and more people seem less willing to engage in the subtle art of getting to know someone. Potential suitors, determined not to hide their true selves, seem to be flaunting their quirks so boldly and openly that it can feel like sheer social chaos.

The unhinged nature of a few particular Tinder Bios, packed with unpredictable twists, has inspired a dedicated online community by the same name to celebrate these riveting masterpieces. Scroll below to see some of the wackiest, cleverest, and funniest ways prospective love interests have marketed themselves online, which convinced someone to screenshot it for the entertainment rather than swipe right for the date.

#1 Damn. Pappy Off The Hook

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#2 Oof

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#3 Oh

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#4 Rate My Bio

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#5 Humor 10/10

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#6 Idk. Seems Convincing

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#7 Nailed It!

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#8 Its Fate

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#9 Got Peer Pressured Into This, And Really Don’t Know What I’m Doing. Send Help

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#10 Rate This

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#11 Roll Tide

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#12 LOL…that’s A Good One!

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#13 I Think She’s The One

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#14 I’ve Matched With Exactly One Person Who Wasn’t A Bot After A Year Of Owning This App. This Is My Latest Bio, Any Thoughts?

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#15 Sarah Sounds Nice

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#16 She Is The Chosen One!!!!!!!!

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#17 Find Yourself A Girl Who Can Do Both

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#18 I Thought This Would Be A Good Bio Until I Had A Girl Match With Me, Provide Actually Feedback Then Unmatched With Me

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#19 Seems Like A Lot Of Effort

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#20 Reward For Worst Tinder Bio Of The Year Goes To!

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#21 Just Made This

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#22 Rate My Bio?

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#23 As A Guy, I’ve Never Wanted To Match With Somebody So Much Before

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#24 Tinder Bio Feedback?

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#25 I Laughed And I Still Swiped Left

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#26 No More

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#27 How’s My Bio?

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#28 I Just Created Bio Based On Inspiration From This Sub. What You Guys Think?

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#29 Tinder Can Be Wack Sometimes

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#30 Thoughts And Suggestions For Bio?

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#31 Thoughts?

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#32 How To Perfectly Utilize Every Tinder Bio Character 101:

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#33 “New” Version

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#34 I Heard Self-Deprecating Humour In Bio Works. Thoughts?

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#35 Dude Who Are You Trying To Offend Here Seriously

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Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.