35 Unfortunate Names That May Make You Laugh In Astonishment

A name is an important aspect of people’s identities. The name your parents chose for you will be used on certifications, identification documents, travel documents and is something that you will have to respond to for the rest of your life. Unless you chose to legally change your name, of course. Which for the record, perhaps is a good idea for some people, especially those included in this particular list. Unfortunately, these calling names may sound like a cruel joke or like their parents didn’t like them very much, because they sound straight out of a roast or a silly skit. They are so unusual that upon reading them you may feel simultaneously amused and yet bad for the individual carrying the cursed name.

#1 Nice To Meet You Mike

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#2 You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

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#3 The Only Correct Answer

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#4 Unfortunate Name

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#5 Best Fire Fighter Name Ever

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#6 Latrina

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#7 These Were The Names Of My Dad’s Teachers In Pre-School

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#8 Just So… Unfortunate

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#9 Maybe Her Parents Should Have Said Her Name Out Loud

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#10 Mr. Perv

#11 This Guy Must’ve Hated The Fact That The Military Goes By Last Names

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#12 Very Unfortunate Name Indeed

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#13 My Name Is “Nasser”. The Game Is Censoring The Middle Letters And It’s Making It Worse

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#14 Spotted On Instagram: North Korea?

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#15 Poor Guy

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#16 My Mom Named Me After Naruto

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My mom is a big anime fan, I’m not… She named me Ninja, inspired by Naruto, and made my middle name Egg to play along with our last name Salad. My brothers also have weird names, such as Ashton Greek Salad, and Honey Dew Salad. At least Honey and Ash are normal. My entire life, I’ve lived with people making weirdly racist jokes about Asians and asking if I was a blue-haired Fortnite streamer.

Anytime I tell someone my name, they never believe me, and I get in trouble with the law because they think I’m joking. They’ll ask my name, I’ll say Ninja, then they’ll ask, “What’s your real name?”, and if I have my ID, I’ll give it to them, and even then, I’ve been taken into jail because they think I have a fake ID. School was a nightmare, and don’t even get me started on finding a job. I’ve been thinking about changing my name to Spencer so I can actually get some decent work, but I’ve lived my life as Ninja for so long, I don’t know if I’ll ever adjust. So speaking of which, any name ideas?