40 Times Sarcasm And Roasting Was Sharper Than A Sword
Insults are an art form. While some rely on brute force or low blows, others are delivered with the precision of a surgeon and the timing of a seasoned comedian. These roasts don’t just burn—they dazzle. They’re crafted with such wit and cleverness that even the poor soul being dragged through the dirt can’t help but chuckle.
Whether it’s a sharp comeback, a passive-aggressive observation, or an insult disguised as a compliment, the best roasts walk that fine line between rude and hilarious. They make you say, “Oof!” and then, a second later, “Okay, that was actually pretty good.” Clever roasts are a shining example of how wordplay can win wars. So here’s a list of some roasts so brilliant, so ruthlessly witty, that even the targets might’ve laughed—once the tears dried.
#1 She Sure Ain’t Balsa Wood
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#2 Not An Extrovert
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#3 You Are The Reason They Stay Home
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#4 Okay She’s Got A Point Tho
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#5 Ratio In TikTok
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#6 Sounds About Right
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#7 No You Didn’t
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#8 I Love A Ben Shapiro Burn
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#9 Saw This On Another Sub, Thought It Was Fitting
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#10 “Whats A Gender Neutral Word You Could Use For Your Spouse?”
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#11 Ignored It Until I Got Online
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#12 She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces
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#13 Don’t Forget Your Birth Control
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#14 I Can’t Lie. The Comment Sections Always Make Me Laugh
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#15 She Just Got Flamed Bro
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#16 “Within Walking Distance Of A School Shooting” Is Savage
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#17 He Is Right Though
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#18 This Is A Burn
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#19 Ready To Go
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#20 Mama Tell No Lies
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#21 She Could Blow Out The LA Fires
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#22 Especially Clever
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#23 Huge Loss Of Inventory
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#24 “There Has Never Been Another Nation That Has Existed Much Beyond 250 Years”
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#25 On An Influencer Who Has Trained His Jaw
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#26 All I’m Gonna Say Is O O F
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#27 This Might Be A Crime Scene
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#28 She Called Me The N Word After That And Blocked Me
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#29 He Had It Coming
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#30 I’d Watch That Movie
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#31 Seriously It Does Look Like That
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#32 They Look Like Cardboard Cutouts
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#33 Its Hard Prince-Thug Life
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#34 Sometimes The Comments On IG Ads Are Gold
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#35 50 Shades Of White
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#36 Brutal Takedown
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#37 He Had It Coming
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#38 Not Sure Who This Is But Goddamn!
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#39 A Video About Donuts
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#40 If The Shoe Fits
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