This Artist Often Overhears People Say Funny Things, So He Started Illustrating Them

Avner Geller is an illustrator and an artist at Dreamworks Animation who creates a hilarious illustration series titled #ThingsThatiHear, inspired by all the funny things he overhears people say. The artist has been creating these illustrations for over two years now and is even planning to publish a book!

#1

“How was your date?” “There should be a yelp for people.”

#2

“My friends keep telling me I’m always busy which makes me realize I lie a lot.”

#3

“Once I get to know them, I hate most people.”

#4

“I’m wearing neon underwear today and I feel like a superhero.”

#5

“Where’s Deb?!” “She’s at home… Sober with her cat.”

#6

“I haven’t been dating much lately, but I’ve been very botanically active.”

#7

“Growing up is really anticlimactic.”

#8

“I’ve met a lot of slimy frogs in this town but still haven’t found my prince charming.”

#9

“Ughhh… Do we have to go out and be all social?”

#10

“I need a do not disturb sign for my life.”

#11

“Her son’s kindergarten costs $25K a year. That’s a lot of shoes!!!”

#12

“We realized he’s not a picky eater he just doesn’t like your food.”

#13

“My New Year’s resolution was to block at least one person per day and I’m killing it.”

#14

“Man… This would be an awesome pic for my Tinder, but I just started seeing someone.”

#15

“You’d think that living 2000 miles away from home would prevent me from going to my parents house to do laundry.”

#16

“Lately I’ve been going to bed at 9:30 SO lame, I know but I LOOOVE IT.”

#17

“Man… All my Facebook memories are really traumatic.”

#18

“I’ve always wanted a Christmas tree but my mom is not on board with me being religiously fluid.”

#19

“Sooo…? He seeemed… Faaairlyyy normal? He’s really into origami.”

#20

“I hate it that I care so much, cause I shouldn’t.”

#21

“But will it recognize me without my makeup?”

#22

“He’s nothing without his Instagram.”

#23

“I’m so happy we finally got some one on one time.”

#24

“Oh, I only drink coconut milk eggnog.”

#25

“My mom’s fortune teller told her my boyfriend is not the one.” “My mom’s been saying that about every boyfriend I had since I was 18.”

#26

“Emergency! Delete the post about Branden.”

#27

“We both swiped right. It was love @ first sight.”

#28

“Seeing him I’m thinking – OMG… I should go home and shave my mustache.”

#29

“YEAH?!…” “Trust me hun I’ve seen your underwear.”

#30

“I had cold nachos for dinner last night.” “I saw. You’re disgusting.”