20 Satisfying Times An Annoying Jerk Got Destroyed By A Savage Comeback
Clever comebacks that put jerks in their place.
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If you have ever had a particularly aggravating conversation where you were at a loss for words and suddenly during a random moment much much later, such as showering or trying to fall asleep your brain comes up with the perfect comeback, you are not alone.
While this is a not-so-uncommon occurrence, some lucky folks seem to have snappy replies on hand no matter the occasion. Today, we take a moment to pay tribute to such champions of banter. Found on the r/MurderedByWords, these rejoinders are “well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments” as per the description of the subreddit. Scroll down for a collection of brilliant examples of witty repertoire that are amusing yet rapier sharp.
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#1 Capitalism Is Love, Capitalism Is Life
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#2 Cyanide Is Biologically Natural
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#3 When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires
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#4 A Congratulations At Least
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#5 Remember When People Hid Their Bigotry?
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#6 They Didn't See This One Coming
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#7 Musk Fan Getting M**dered
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#8 Transphobic Aunt Called Out By An Actual Good Twitter User Vaush
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#9 You're A Figment Of Imagination
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#10 M**dered By Tasty Words
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#11 One Hour Dry Burgers
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#12 Without Support From Mom And Dad
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#13 Your Personal Life Is Your Own, You Don't Owe Anyone An Answer
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#14 Self-Made Success Story
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#15 Look Who Just Discovered Consent
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#16 Aussies Would Like To Have A Word
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#17 On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children's Beauty Pageants In The Us And Diddling Kids
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#18 The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom
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#19 It's Not The Piece Of Plastic
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#20 Breed Some Friends
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