40 Bizarre Items Posted Online for Sale
The most peculiar things that people are trying to sell on the internet.
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The internet is a great place to buy or sell things conveniently. There are even dedicated platforms to make things even easier. While you may or may not find what you’re looking for, there is a high chance you may come across something for sale that you didn’t even realize existed. These peculiar items are often outrageously priced to boot. The r/DelusionalCraigslist subreddit has an interesting horde of such bizarre and overpriced treasures for sale. We’ve shared a few of the most unhinged Craigslist ads in the gallery below, so scroll to check out these unusual finds.
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PFD: Not sure if the description is of the onion ring or the seller
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ShyWahine: I'm stumped, unsure if I'm ready for a log-term commitment....
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Koalafied to komment: "No guys, no fatties and I will totally not stand there, watch you and hope you'll do the sexy time!"
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Anne Jones: With some what inside???
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Pedantic Panda: So the whole street will be tired?
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Koalafied to komment: Well, there are so many delusional women looking for sugar daddies, it's only fair men try that, too!
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Alro: They don't not, so they do
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Zoe Vokes: I would buy them but it’s missing the Prisoner of Azkaban so the set is incomplete.
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Zoe Vokes: The people who would respond to this are not people you want around your children.
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Koalafied to komment: Oh come on, this is cute!
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WindySwede: IKEA-style?
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Cooking Panda: You either have kids or amazing couch. Can't have both. Sorry mate
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Carl Roberts: What's more disturbing is that it says "sold"
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Sharkbait1313 (edited): You know this person is probably so excited about their jewelry line too. But I'm not going to judge, this person could easily be a parent supporting their child's fun new hobby or may even be someone with developmental issues and is genuinely proud of their work. You never know.
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#1 Just Cooked On A Sunday Evening
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PFD: Not sure if the description is of the onion ring or the seller
#2 Beware Of Log
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ShyWahine: I'm stumped, unsure if I'm ready for a log-term commitment....
#3 Pay Me So I Can Spy On You All Night!
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Koalafied to komment: "No guys, no fatties and I will totally not stand there, watch you and hope you'll do the sexy time!"
#4 Didn’t Know Pvc Sheets Were A Thing, To Me These Look Like Garbage Bags $80
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#5 I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This
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#6 What’s Inside The Box?
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Anne Jones: With some what inside???
#7 $100…. Per Hour?!
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#8 For Sale: My Chore
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#9 The Word "Vintage" Always Multiplies The Value
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#10 Delusional? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely
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Pedantic Panda: So the whole street will be tired?
#11 Any Wealthy Women Want To Take Me Shopping ? Nothing Gay!
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Koalafied to komment: Well, there are so many delusional women looking for sugar daddies, it's only fair men try that, too!
#12 Can I Interest You In Some 28 Year Old Home Canned Veggies From A Stranger’s Garage?
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Alro: They don't not, so they do
#13 On FB
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#14 The Most Delusional Post I’ve Ever Seen
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Zoe Vokes: I would buy them but it’s missing the Prisoner of Azkaban so the set is incomplete.
#15 Pay Me To Haul Off My Mosquito Love Pit
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#16 Still Has A Lot Of Life!
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#17 Rice Cooker For Sale. Near Mint. Maybe If That Means It Includes Minty Colored Mold
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#18 It’s Cursed As Hell, And Made Me Laugh So Hard
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#19 Home Sweet Home
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Zoe Vokes: The people who would respond to this are not people you want around your children.
#20 I Love The Artists Who Sell Work On FB Marketplace
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#21 This Has To Be Money Laundering, Right?
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#22 Is This Delusional Or Fairly Priced?
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#23 Another Case Of People Thinking Disney VHS Tapes Have Value
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#24 Buy My Massive 12 Year-Old TV For The Same Price As A New One
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#25 Life Is A Highway
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Koalafied to komment: Oh come on, this is cute!
#26 This $400k House
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WindySwede: IKEA-style?
#27 "Probably Needs A Battery"
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#28 Will The Seller At Least Help Dig It Out?
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#29 I Mean, It’s Only $4500
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Cooking Panda: You either have kids or amazing couch. Can't have both. Sorry mate
#30 I'm Sorry What
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#31 What A Steal
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Carl Roberts: What's more disturbing is that it says "sold"
#32 Ah Yes 1500 For A S****y Laptop. Great Deal
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#33 I Checked Her Other Listings, She Is Not Joking
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Sharkbait1313 (edited): You know this person is probably so excited about their jewelry line too. But I'm not going to judge, this person could easily be a parent supporting their child's fun new hobby or may even be someone with developmental issues and is genuinely proud of their work. You never know.
#34 I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This Monstrosity
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#35 Totally Worth It
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#36 Is This A Thing Now? Selling Used Fake Nails?
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#37 A Used Cardboard Box For $100
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#38 High Quality Portraits
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#39 Batteries? What Are Those?
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#40 Thanks, Obama
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