'Sarcastic Mommy’: 25 Tweets On The Realities Of Parenting
Funny tweets that nail the humour of parenting.
Move over amusement parks; the real roller coaster ride is raising kids. It's an unpredictable journey where laughter and exhaustion constantly vie for dominance. Amidst this chaos, every parent craves a connection with others navigating the challenges of raising little humans.
Enter the "Sarcastic Mommy" social media project, a brainchild of Lisa Munn. This platform offers parents a much-needed outlet to unwind and bond. It's a space to share the highs and lows, demonstrating that even in the midst of the crazy parenting journey, laughter and connection can be the key to maintaining our sanity.
More info: Sarcastic Mommy | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram
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Dread Pirate Roberts: Amen to that
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Shelby Moonheart: My husband told me 25 years in, that I was the cook. I don't remember that in our marriage vows.
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Ace: Ah, but are they really dead, or just 'not got enough charge for the device they came out of but should be fine in a rarely used remote control" dead?
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TheBlueBitterfly: If he's calling from the bathroom, it's poo. It's always poo.
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TheGoodBoi: Stuff always magically appears for women. /J
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o.0.moldy strawberries.0.o: istg, the amount of times i’ve sat at the dining table while my dad yelled “WHAT IS 7X6?!”
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TheGoodBoi: Yes! If that doesn't work, give it time. As soon as you cross the threshold of your house, you'll remember...
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TheBlueBitterfly: Every day. Keys, pill container, money, cards, glasses..
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Me. Just Me.: This also applies if you are single and live alone. No waiting required.
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Hey!: That's when I stopped checking their homework - i.e. when they changed the way they did divisions and multiplications.
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Klondike Penguin: My final decision: No.
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TheGoodBoi: Hold on now, there might be children on this site!
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Me. Just Me.: I still to this day have those nightmares where I say this to my mom because I legitimately just remembered myself. It's a wonder I got through school sometimes!
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Trillian: If it were girls they would throw the waffle and then giggle about it for DAYS especially when you tell them to cut it out
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Jeff White: Not so! Sometimes we're calling to have you help us find something ... that's right where it should be or where you said it was ... while you're driving home.
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Dread Pirate Roberts: Amen to that
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Shelby Moonheart: My husband told me 25 years in, that I was the cook. I don't remember that in our marriage vows.
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Ace: Ah, but are they really dead, or just 'not got enough charge for the device they came out of but should be fine in a rarely used remote control" dead?
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TheBlueBitterfly: If he's calling from the bathroom, it's poo. It's always poo.
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TheGoodBoi: Stuff always magically appears for women. /J
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o.0.moldy strawberries.0.o: istg, the amount of times i’ve sat at the dining table while my dad yelled “WHAT IS 7X6?!”
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TheGoodBoi: Yes! If that doesn't work, give it time. As soon as you cross the threshold of your house, you'll remember...
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TheBlueBitterfly: Every day. Keys, pill container, money, cards, glasses..
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Me. Just Me.: This also applies if you are single and live alone. No waiting required.
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Hey!: That's when I stopped checking their homework - i.e. when they changed the way they did divisions and multiplications.
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Klondike Penguin: My final decision: No.
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TheGoodBoi: Hold on now, there might be children on this site!
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Me. Just Me.: I still to this day have those nightmares where I say this to my mom because I legitimately just remembered myself. It's a wonder I got through school sometimes!
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Trillian: If it were girls they would throw the waffle and then giggle about it for DAYS especially when you tell them to cut it out
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Jeff White: Not so! Sometimes we're calling to have you help us find something ... that's right where it should be or where you said it was ... while you're driving home.
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