35 Times People Came Up With The Smartest Comebacks That Nobody Was Expecting

Published 6 months ago

In the age of social media and online interactions, wit and humor have become powerful tools for engaging in light-hearted banter and entertaining exchanges.

The internet is a treasure trove of clever comebacks and witty retorts that never fail to leave us in splits. From the X Account Rare Insults, here are some of the most hilarious comebacks to have graced the internet, proving that laughter truly knows no boundaries.

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zgillet: “He’s telling you to put down the keys.”

hitex: “Someone needs to retake drivers ed”

#2

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Binky Melnik: “When things get hard, you hop on it, not run, you dopey girl!”

#3

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Reemerger: “La combustión!”

Christof Irran: “Well, at least I am not adopted.” “Of course you weren’t. Who would adopt you?”

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Zephyr: “Will Smith from wish.com”

Caryle: Says the guy with the weird a*s beard

#5

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hitex: “He ain’t wrong to certain extent. But gotta find new adventures!”

#6

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two-sided llama: “well is she I NEED TO KNOW THE DRAMA KATIE”

RinkyDink: “*snort laugh*🏆”

#7

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setsuriseikou: “Or it’s vag*na for life”

#8

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Moezzzz: “Photoshopped the HELL outta that pic, didn’t they?”

#9

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Zephyr: “Here’s some ointment for the burn reapply every 2 minutes”

#10

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Hawkmoon:Did a fast research on google and a C-Major on piano is three white keys, for those who wonder.”

#11

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Zephyr: “The burn overheated my phone”

#12

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Cara G: “And they are all thinking, “JFC put that hair UP before you get scalped, lady!””

#13

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Cyndielouwhoo: This is what happens when you look to store mannequins for how to wear the newest style”

#14

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Hakunamawhatnow: “OVER SALTED POTATO CHIP. Man, learning some amazing new insults here”

#15

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Zephyr: “a better reply : It’s good to have friends that won’t lie to you”

#16

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White Sauce Hot Sauce: “Step 1: Get a gun.”

#17

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Trophy Husband: “I’ve been 29 for 14 years now!”

#18

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badger: “what’s he doing wearing your bra in the first place?”

#19

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Ozymandias73: “Ouch! Dayum that’s brutal.”

#20

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Iridian: “At least, he’s honest.”

#21

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Cara G: “Even more useful is to post incorrect information online and then let others explain why you’re wrong.”

#22

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Zephyr: “O.P. certainly should use a condom so as not to spread such stupidity”

#23

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Zephyr: “Looks like a full body condom”

#24

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hitex: “Expected result from eating Taco Bell”

#25

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DC– “HAHAHAHAHA – WITH STRINGS, HAHAHA, GUITARHAHA, WITH STRINGS HAHA…”

#26

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Feathered Dinosaur: “Mine is still a little dino chick from hell 😈. They make them so cute on purpose, or we would peck their eyes out”

#27

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Rinoboyrich: “And blame you when things go wrong.”

#28

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Zephyr: Physics…..and common sense pertaining to geography.

#29

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hitex: “Stifler is that you??”

#30

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hitex: “Woman is wasting her time – people gonna say what people gonna say”

#31

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Zephyr:Peasant class, now boarding”

#32

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SheamusFanFrom1987– “Oops, might see how that could happen XP”

#33

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les: “pedro pascal looks like an ill richard hammond”

#34

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Hiro Lee: “Who had to read that more than once?”

#35

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xxx– “Autumn give the man his dog back!!”

Saumya Ratan

Saumya is an explorer of all things beautiful, quirky, and heartwarming. With her knack for art, design, photography, fun trivia, and internet humor, she takes you on a journey through the lighter side of pop culture.

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