30+ Puns That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

A good pun can make you smile, but a bad one can make your day. People rewriting history, admiring two feet of snow, and worrying about the state of low prices are all listed below. And if you scroll down, you will see that all those things we've just mentioned might look a little different from what you've expected...

#1 Spotted A Mama Cat Gently Carrying Her Child Today

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#2 A Stable Relationship

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#3 Clinton Hiding In The Bushes

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#4 Layover At The Airport

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#5 Black Man Beaten By Police On NYC Sidewalk

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#6 Screenshot

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#7 Found Some Amazing Indian Writing

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#8 UFO Caught On Tape

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#9 When You Ask For A Half Pint In Ireland They Take It Literally

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#10 Periodic Table

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#11 My Dad Sent Me A Picture With The Subject: I'm Worried About A Mole I Found On My Arm

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#12 Holy Shit

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#13 Spring Is Just Around The Corner

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#14 Pine Cone

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#15 Not A Huge Fan, To Be Honest

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#16 Walmart Raised It's Low Prices

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#17 Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

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#18 Weekly AA Meeting

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#19 Do You Wanna Kiss?

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#20 Things Are Getting Out Of Hand

#21 Employees Must Wash Hands

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#22 Frozen Hispanic

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#23 Ice Ice Baby

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#24 Money Lisa

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#25 Two Feet Of Snow

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#26 Watching The World Cup

#27 My University Library, Ladies And Gentlemen

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#28 Good News Everybody! The Gas Prices Are Falling

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#29 Rock Bottom

#30 Lost Control

#31 Made Out Of Just-Ice

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#32 My Dad Asked The Waitress For "One Very Small Check."

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#33 In Germany, You Can Get From Kissing To Wedding In About 5 Hours

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#34 My Wife Asked Me To Put The Dinner In The Oven At 120 Degrees... Took Some Doing, But Managed It

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#35 I Rewrote History Today

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#36 Inbred Dog

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#37 I Knew My Wife Was Hiding Secrets From Me. But This Is Ridiculous

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#38 Dead End

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#39 So Dedicated To The Pun I Went Back To Take This When I Was Running Late For Work

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#40 Deadly Waves

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#41 Taste The Rainbow

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#42 Hello Dark Nes My Old Friend

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#43 Well, Well, Well, What Do We Have Here?

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#44 French Kiss

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#45 I've Got Way Too Much Time On My Hands

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#46 One Night Stand Anyone?

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#47 This Mom Supports Her Son's Gaming

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#48 Wow. So Many Matches On Tinder

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#49 Chemistree

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#50 Bookworm

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#51 No Checks

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#52 How To Cook Pork And Caramelised Chestnut Stuffing

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#53 Pretty Sure This Epitomizes What A Dad Joke Is

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#54 My Brother Got Bored Waiting At The Pharmacy

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#55 Palm Tree

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#56 Face Palm

#57 Machine Learning

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#58 F1 Accident

#59 My Friend Works As A English Teacher In Sweden

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#60 My Grandpa Was A Punny Guy

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#61 The Puns Are Strong With This One

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#62 NSFW

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#63 No Snow Here In Hawaii, Just A Little Icy On The Road

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#64 Mother Cat Sheltering Her Small Cats

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#65 I Rest My Case

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#66 Found This In A Science Book At School

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#67 Looks Like Somebody's Got A Case Of The Mondays

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#68 Dead Pool

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#69 I Can't Argue With That

#70 Fish Tank

#71 That's The Last Straw

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#72 Cell

#73 Draw Bridge

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#74 My Friend's Tattoo. When Asked "What Does That Mean?" He Replies, "I Don't Know, I Don't Speak Chinese." That Is Literally What It Means

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#75 I Think They Took The Term 'Hand Soap' A Bit Too Literally

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#76 Reindeer

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#77 Look At This Cat's Whiskers

#78 Corona Light

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#79 Lame Pun For A Lame Day

#80 So My Job Literally Requires Me To Cut Corners

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#81 This Is Too Literal

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#82 Testing The Water Resulted In A Positive Lab Result

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#83 Vlad The...

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#84 Getting A Tan

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#85 Space

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#86 I Always Thought This Was Just An Expression

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#87 IP In The Shower

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#88 Checked

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#89 The Tallest Building In The World, Tearing Through The Clouds. Literally Skyscraping

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#90 Everyone Has Been Kissing Under It

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#91 I Have A Feeling Today Is Going To Be...

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#92 Metal

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#93 Guest Asked If It Was Okay To Give Me "A Little Money" As A Tip. This Is What I Got

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#94 I Don't Want To Know What's In The Bottom One

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#95 Wow, Look At The Van Gogh

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#96 My Son Wanted "Cold Hard Cash" For His Birthday

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#97 Gingerbread House

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#98 Someone Was Doing Coke In The Bathroom

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#99 There Was A Leek In My Bucket So I Had To Clog It

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#100 Congratulations

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#101 If You Say So

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#102 Mac And Cheese

#103 This Was On The News Today... I Hope It Was On Purpose

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#104 Twin Falls

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#105 Stool Sample

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#106 My Mate Takes Marketing Campaigns Literally

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#107 My Friend Got Me This Footstool From Goodwill. Literally A Foot Stool

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#108 Just Met Christian Bale

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#109 This Has Been The Highlight Of My Day

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#110 Remote Location

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#111 So Many Herbs, So Little Thyme

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#112 Would This Be Considered Ironic?

#113 An Up Skirt Photo

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#114 Dollar In G-String

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#115 I Guess I've Worn Out My Welcome

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#116 Moscow

#117 Pumpkin Pie

#118 Under Watch

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#119 My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

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#120 Netflix And Chill?

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#121 Furniture Puns

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#122 I Took The Subway Home Today

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#123 The Instructions Were To Bring Two Photos On A Cd

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#124 I Work In An Extremely Literal Grocery Store

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#125 Punk Rock

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#126 Pickup Line

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#127 Jumper Hound

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#128 Baby On Board

#129 A Joke I Made Like 3 Years Ago That I Still Think Is Funny

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#130 Labor Day Bikini Contest In Houston

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#131 Gravity

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#132 Conference Pears

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#133 Drive-Thru

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#134 I Went To A "Fairy Tale" Themed 21st Party, This Was My Costume

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#135 My Little Sister Sent Me This

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#136 So Me And My Girlfriend Decided To Make Pot Brownies

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#137 My Son's Lunchbag Drawing

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#138 Pick Up Line

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#139 Dead End

#140 Banana For Scale

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#141 Keep An Eye Out For Motorcycles

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#142 What A Smart Ass

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#143 Husband Told Me He'd Gotten Me A 14-Carat Diamond

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#144 Tables Have Turned

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#145 Fantastic Four

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#146 Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

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#147 My Gf Wanted A Sponge Cake - Still Not Sure What The Problem Was

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#148 One Of My Students Made Me A Plate Of Brownies

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#149 Mario Cart

#150 One Of My Friends Sent Me This... He'll Make A Great Dad One Day!

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#151 Dumbledore

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#152 Smoke On Roadway

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#153 Quarter Pounder With Cheese

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#154 Dad Joke

#155 I Love Telling Puns And My Coworkers Usually Roll Their Eyes And Say "Give Me A Break"... Now I Can

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#156 Literal Advertising

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#157 My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

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#158 Ack! My Plans Have Been Foiled Yet Again

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#159 We Didn't Have 19 Candles. My Dad Said The Cake Was "4" My Birthday

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#160 #nofilter

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#161 Big Foot Caught On Tape

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#162 Banana Split

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#163 Million Dollar Baby

#164 Fresh Prints Of Bel-Air

#165 Techno Mate

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#166 I Bought A Pan But Forgot To Check If It Was Non-Stick

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#167 Teen Spinach

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#168 She Told Me To Put Animal Crackers On The Shopping List

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#169 My Son Will Be So Excited Christmas Morning, I Got Him What He Asked For!

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#170 It's Not A Bed Of Roses

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#171 He's A Step-Dad

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#172 My Cat Got So Stoned

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#173 Almost Got Arrested For Indecency

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#174 Literal Pun At The Laundromat. Washer In The Dryer

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#175 Close Quarters

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#176 The Pizza Guy Is Here

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#177 Taking My G-String Off Was Nice

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#178 Not As Easy As It Looks

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#179 Armor

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#180 Yeah I Lift. Mostly Bench Press

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#181 Forever Alone Fry Pan. Bonus Point For The Pun

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#182 My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas... She Was Less Than Thrilled

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#183 Christian Bale

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#184 When This Florists Shop Hits 88 Miles Per Hour

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#185 Hamster Potty

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#186 Ice Cube

#187 Oh Look It's A Whisk-Key

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#188 My Dad Takes His Puns Very Seriously

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