25 Examples Of Socially Awkward And Cringy ‘Neckbeards’

Published 7 months ago

‘Neckbeard’ is a popular derogatory term used online to describe someone socially awkward or trying to cover up their underachieving nature with pretentious bluster.

The ‘Neckbeard‘ subreddit is a dedicated space where folks share classic examples of this. Scroll below to check out instances where some folks chose to be hateful towards others but it reads as though they lack self-confidence or are trying to mask their personal insecurities. 

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#1 Sorry Ladies

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Multa Nocte: Too funny – I actually said that out loud before I scrolled down to the text.

#2 Neckbeard Gets Pissed Because Unlike His Expectations, The Us Army Is Not All 80s Sylvester Stallon Clones

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Mistiekim: If you don’t like it, there is an enlistment office down the street from me. I’m sure they’d love to talk to you

#3 Dude, You Stink

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Lauren Caswell: The answer is there. Why not just wash? Is this ‘I’m right and smarter” or is it depression?

#4 Most Likely A Neckbeard

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Lauren Caswell: This is not as bad as the rest. Just awkward.

#5 How Dare You Be Sad About People Making Deepfake Porn Of Yourself? Like, Grow Up!

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Lesbian Sloth (she/her)I honestly don’t know what to say other than wtf

#6 Saw This On Askmen Today… Yikes

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Monsen: Yes it’s you. The problem is you.

#7 Stop Kissing M’ladys Hand

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#8 I Just Can’t

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Lauren Caswell: I. What. This is entry #2 currently and I’m too angry for this side of humanity rn. I can’t even.

#9 Found On Twitter, Where Neckbeards Still Prey On Ukrainian Refugees

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Trey Frog: Double bonus points for correct usage of “asocial” and “schizoid”.

#10 Check Those Drives

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Trey Frog: These troglodytes don’t deserve the reflexive protection of their identities when reposting.

#11 Think About It

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Ece Cenker: Her husband’s brains had just been blown all over her!

#12 Hot Tub Offer

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Undercover: * free sexual assault included!

#13 Neckbeard Found A “Girlfriend”

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Multa Nocte: Or (if she is real) just qualified for the Academy Awards.

#14 Oh S**t, He’s Gonna Take Legal Action!

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UndercoverCan we please find out who he is and forward this message to his mum?

#15 Now That’s True Love

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Multa Nocte: Well, THERE’S a real coincidence!

#16 Just Saw This And Figured It Belonged Here. Yikes. Comments Are Currently Ripping Him Apart

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Ece Cenker: I would go turn myself in as a psychopath to the nearest policeman I can find. Let her cry her eyes out after you her whole life while you’re in prison becaues she is missing out on so much.

#17 “Accidentally” Dressed In The Fully Identical Costume Of An Anime Character

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Multa Nocte: “Accidentally”! 😂

#18 Which Circle Of The Infernal Spiral Does This Person Come From

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#19 Don’t Know If This Has Been Posted Here

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Space Bunny<3: Gross

#20 Is That So Much To Ask??

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Yayheterogeneity: Shut up Dad, and keep your “advices” to your boring self!

#21 This Is What Comes To Your Head?

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Jo Maxwel: Men and women can be friends and have no romantic feelings for each other

#22 Who Hurt This Guy?

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Jo Maxwell: you should NOT be wanting to have sex with your child

#23 The Last Thing His Enemies See Before Filing A Police Report

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Pedantic Panda: Wonder if he will develop his poker face in prison?

#24 Local Man Fetishizes Students

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Multa NocteA stalker taking photos. So these guys go to this site to normalise such behaviour?

#25 “Stop Telling Me To Get A Job”

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Lauren Caswell: Get a job.

#26 Local Weaboo Upset About Japan Not Being Their Fantasyland

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Multa Nocte: Kudos to Japan and Sweden!!!!!!

#27 This Neckbeard Wants Kawaii Sharia Law

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Undercover: This guy is one of the reasons why forensic psychiatric hospitals exist

#28 Broski She Just Said She Had A Boyfriend

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#29 “Basically I’m Looking For Me, But A Girl”

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KristalTHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ANTHROPLOGICAL SUB RACE! – Sincerely, an anthropologist

#30 Neckbeard Movie Review

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Lame Llama: He spoke to every women? He didn’t ask to me.

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Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.

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