20 Outdated Sex And Dating Bits Of Advice Found On Cosmopolitan Magazine

Published 11 months ago

When we were younger, we used to comb through Cosmo like it was the gospel to understanding everything from dating to relationships to women to fashion. However, with time we have understood that some of those influences actually may have led us in the wrong direction. 

With the intent of rectifying this situation, the [Stuff] Cosmo Says  subreddit shares the mountain of terrible or ridiculous advice they have found over the years. So strap in for a good laugh and a major debunking sesh of what not to do in the search for the love of your life. 

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#1 That’s Called Gay

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#2 No Thank You

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#3 Halo Brows

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#4 I Cant

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#5 When You Need To Macgyver Some Mints, Cosmo’s Got You Covered

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#6 Jeffrey Epstein As Cosmo’s Bachelor Of The Month

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#7 Creates Buzz In The Bedroom

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#8 Hypocrite 101

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#9 I Don’t Know, That Sounds A Bit Too Harrowing For Me

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#10 An Old Image Taken From A Women’s Magazine. Not Satire

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#11 Reader Poll About Women’s Preferences In The Size Of A Male Partner’s Faeces

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#12 So…people Really Get Paid To Write This S**t

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#13 Well Cosmo, Which One Is It??

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#14 With Tips Like These, We Can All Be “Hot Girls” In No Time

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#15 8 Reasons Why Cheating Isn’t Actually That Bad

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#16 Cosmo Has Amazing Flirting Advice

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#17 Who Knew Hummus Could Be So Sexy? (Courtesy Of Buzzfeed)

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#18 Guess I’m Gay Then

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#19 Yeah, This Makes Way More Sense Than Just Picking The One You Like More

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#20 Spoiler: It Did Not Work And Don’t Do This

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Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.

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