“Clever Comebacks”: 40 Funny Comments That Stole The Show

Published 2 months ago

Though everyone tries to be funny not everyone has the skill to pull it off. But the “Murdered By Words” Instagram page is a dedicated space where they showcase the most savage and hilarious comments folks have left on posts shared online. 

So if you love a witty turn of phrase or a clever comeback you’re in the right place, so get comfy and dive into an entertaining collection of funny posts and rejoinders that are bound to satisfy your urge to roast and burn those who share entitled or ridiculous content online. 

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Fynne: You sure did!

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Matcha: Girly is jealous af

#3

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Bear Hall: Sad, very sad when a culture, a whole nation just disappears, dissolves, and all is left a sappy story with a grain of truth in the middle. And the genes of the people unrecognizable for the eye.

#4

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Malek Basata:  They need to be in prison, cooking for prisoners

#5

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Sawdust (edited): Save yourself some money and buy a one-way ticket.

#6

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Megan Curl: Headphone jack? Not in an Apple car.

#7

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WhyBother?: Wheres the ice??

#8

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Full of Giggles (edited): This coming from the same morons who tried to cut my farms’ electric predator fence and set my livestock free into the middle of the damn desert in July.

#9

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Littleminnow1: isnt nateral selection supposed to work now

#10

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Malek Basata: Oxygen ain’t opening insta

#11

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LauraDragonWench: Knew it had to happen eventually. Gun control? No f*****g way! More taxes? Hell yeah!

#12

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lily jones: She might wanna jump in the ocean to get some water on that burn (sorry I promise I’ll stop now)

#13

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theincrediblebatcat  (edited): Thank goodness that time is over Edit: I meant the quarantine

#15

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lily jones: He’s already got a knack for the dad joke… wait does that mean….

#16

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Fynne: Just wait until she opens it and find all the selfies it took

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#18

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Bob Brooce: It’s not the first time something like that happened, and often the victim thinks the undamaged bible is proof of god.

#19

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Astro: So what does bronze mean 💀

#20

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BrownTabby: Memo to US restaurants: Apologies for not being clearer when I said you need to “fücking communicate”. If you’re not willing to say what that commenter said, at least say “in the USA we pay our servers $2.something per hour and the tip is to cover the rest of their pay.” If tourists call you barbaric for that, remember that locals also call you barbaric for it. :)

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Astro: $9125 is a quarter a day for exactly 100 years.

#22

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#23

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Malek Basata:  I see a brain eating amoeba

#24

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Hannah McCo:y  this is why people need to watch their mouth on social media!!!

#25

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lily jones: Good thing he has a bottle of water sitting right there on the table, he’ll need it for that burn

#26

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AstroAnd the angrier and more frustrated we all get.

#27

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Matcha: apt profile name

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Malek Basata: Parapapapa, she regrets it

#29

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Malek Basata: 9th century Saxons have pathetic heat endurance skills compared to 7th century Bedouins

#30

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WhyBother? : Caught in 4k 🤣

#31

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LauraDragonWench: I thought sunglasses were part of the uniform? Did I get my information wrong?

#32

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Megan CurlHe’s not wrong tbh.

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sadmrguna: Gah! This one annoys me sooo much. The purpose of masks is not to protect the wearer, but the people around the wearer. I suppose that explains why selfish people mostly don’t wear them…

#34

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feelthefebreze: beeflaps going crazy lmaooo

#35

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Willem Andries Oosterhof: And how does that work for the rest of wildlife on God’s created earth??!

#36

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Two_rolling_black_eyes: Plan A is to save the bees. However, Plan A isn’t going very well. Plan B (or Bee) is what you come up with as a crappy alternative in case the main one completely fails. Someone has to make the survival nutrition bars in case a hurricane shows up before a hurricane shows up. Someone needs to figure out a work around in case all the bees die before all the bees die.

#37

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Rizzo: If I would have to wear such a thing I would stop posting selfies where it is visible.

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Nonna_SoF:  Having a robust public transit system so I don’t need to drive everywhere?

Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.

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