25 Awkward Discoveries Snooping Parents Accidentally Stumbled Across
We often view children as innocent little angels, but as they grow, they gradually become less inclined to share the activities that captivate their interest. Eventually, most kids develop a need for privacy, leaving parents to guess what their offspring are up to. Some children may even develop peculiar habits that parents might only discover through snooping. Many a curious parent has stumbled upon surprising finds in their child’s room—ranging from stashed living creatures and hidden secrets to general chaos. A decade-old Reddit thread found online had some of the weirdest things parents have uncovered in their kids’ spaces, and we’ve compiled a hilarious list of the most unexpected discoveries in the gallery below.
#1
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When I was about twelve my parents freaked out and almost made me go to a psychiatrist because they found a noose in my room. I was not s******l. I just had some rope and was bored and wanted to see if I could figure out how to tie one. It took me forever to convince them of that, though.
#2
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My 10 year old had a pillow that was stuffed with ladies underwear not sure where he got it all from he had at least 20 pairs of it in the pillow case.
#3
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I thought my mom was going through my room, so I set up my webcam to record on motion.
Sure enough she was rifling though everything. Eventually she opened a drawer and found a very realistic looking d***o (It was really water gun that I got as a gag gift).
She inspected it and had the most terrified confused look on her face.
She stopped searching my room.
#4
I am not my parents but I found about 13 pair of panties from one of my best friends younger sister between my brothers box spring and mattress. He was 17 and she was 15. I told him I would beat him within an inch of his life if I ever caught him doing something like that again.
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#5
My sister and I shared a bedroom. My dad built us these beautiful beds with dresser drawers in the bottom. One day I was studying in my room with my friend and we heard a strange noise coming from my sister’s bed. It was a baby mockingbird. It was all cute and scraggly and chripping…and then…its beak caught on a sock and it broke its neck right in front of us.
Another time, my mom found a bowl of dirt in our room. She asked my sister why there was a bowl of dirt in our room. “Oh no!” she cried, “my worms escaped!”.
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#6
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My daughter once hid eggs, flour and sugar so she had an emergency pancake stash.
She brought it out when she asked her grandma if they could make pancakes and they didn’t have any flour or eggs. She was 4 years old at the time.
#7
Kittens. Her dolls got kicked out of their dream house so the kittens could have their own rooms.
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#8
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When I was little I had a wall covered with obituaries. I wonder what did my mom think about it.
#9
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Rice. My 6 yo son was hiding rice in his closet.
#10
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Dead birds hidden inside of a Thomas the Tank lunchbox…some were skeletonized, some were mummified, and a couple were…fresh… he was about 4 at the time…
#11
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Over the years I’ve found many weird things in my son’s room (he’s now 13). A few of them are: A jar of urine, a blowtorch, a utility knife, various hunting knives (many of these were stolen from my dad’s house), toothpaste smeared all over his walls and shelves.
#12
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I am actually the proud father of quadruplets (four girls). A few years ago when they were 7 years old i found a small selection of rare katana swords, elite combat knives and ninja throwing stars in a shared walk-in wardrobe belonging to two of my girls. The swords were mounted. It was an immaculate collection and actually looked pretty amazing when i look back but at the time i was confused and disturbed. Now none of the girls have shown any proclivity towards traditional oriental combat techniques, whether armed or unarmed. They enjoy dance, socialising and One Direction. All the girls deny any knowledge of how they got there and it remains a mystery to this day.
#13
My daughter (now 5) has a habit of plundering the bathroom when she’s supposed to be sleeping. We’ve found every container of: makeup, toothpaste, soap, shampoo. But the worst of it was the nail polish.
She raided the nail polish, opened all of maybe 15 bottles and covered herself in it. It was completely covering both arms about to the tops of the biceps. She had smears of it on her face, stomach, back, legs even in her hair. It was all over the floor, the cabinets, the bathroom door handle, her room door handles, a trail on the floor, a big puddle on the hardwood floor in her room and a big puddle on her night stand.
When she was still in diapers, she figured out how to take them off herself. She took one off and smeared poop all over the walls.
Another time about that same age, she covered herself and all her toys and bedding with an entire pound of Vaseline. She did the same with a whole pound of Triple Paste. Except that time, she added a stripe around the entire perimeter of her room.
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#14
We are not religious, but we got a nativity scene as a gift we put out for Christmas.
My daughter, who turned 5 yesterday, has been taking the baby Jesus and hiding him in the 2nd drawer of her dresser under her pajamas.
This is the 3rd year this has been happening and she still does it. She has no answers or excuses.
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#15
I enjoyed my son’s mix and match lego man collection. Harry Potter with a Darth Vader head was the first thing to make me smile all day.
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#16
A piece of toast was under my cousins bed… I just picked it up, looked at it then put it back.
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#17
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Garbage. Candy wrappers, old batteries, chewing gum, bottle caps, torn up baseball cards, bits of string… a 2x2x3′ box of garbage. None of it would have been an issue, but he (11 yo) was hoarding/hiding it. And there were actual toys in it too. I’m still confused.
#18
The booger wall.
When Peggy mentioned Bobby’s on King of the Hill, my daughter almost died of embarrassment.
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#19
Pentagram drawn on a piece of paper and my name scrawled next to it.
#20
A dictionary under her pillow. Her reasoning? She could learn in her sleep.
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#21
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When my son was 11, we found a wet diaper in his cupboard.
He claimed he found it outside when we asked him about it.
#22
Was looking for something in my son’s room. Found out that he’s been stashing rocks in the bottom drawer of his dresser. As in rocks he found in the garden (he’s only 7). Explanation: “They’re interesting”. Maybe he wants to be a geologist some day.
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#23
I don’t know why, but when I was a kid I used to hide chicken bones under my bed. My parents gave me s**t for it for a long time. I think my little-kid brain I thought I was saving the actual chickens that way.
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#24
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Books glued to the window.
#25
I found some little post-it notes on my 7 year old’s desk. She had written things like “I can k**l you” and “you are going to jail” and frowny faces with jail bars drawn in front of them. Freaked me out!! My daughter is the sweetest, most thoughtful, and responsible little blonde moppet you can imagine, and then there was that!
I carefully asked her about them and she said drew them while she was watching a loony tunes episode. She thought my concern was hilarious. I casually left them on my husband’s bedside table that night in hopes of freaking him out but he didn’t notice them. I eventually showed him and he got that same look of panic that I had probably had at first. :-).
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