30 Times People Were Blown Away By These "Absolute Units"

30 Times People Were Blown Away By These “Absolute Units”

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When it comes to measuring things, we usually put them into either of these three categories: small, regular, or large. However, there’s a unit of measurement that you might have never heard before – it’s called an “absolute unit”, and it’s reserved strictly to the biggest of the big.

The /r/AbsoluteUnits subreddit is dedicated entirely to people, animals, and things whose size left people in awe, and I’m pretty sure you’ll find them as fascinated, as the subreddit’s 778k users. Check out a collection of the biggest “units” submitted to this subreddit in the gallery below!

#1 His Destiny Was To Become A Unit

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#2 Riley Howell, 21. The Absolute Unit That Tackled The Uncc Shooter And Tragically Lost His Life

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#3 The Ardennes Is One Of The Oldest Breeds Of Draft Horse, Dating Back To Ancient Rome

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#4 Been Asked To Share My 67lb Cabbage You You Lovely People. Hope You Enjoy And I Think Its Fitting For The Group

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#5 A Tremendous Amount Of Good Boy

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#6 This Horse Is An Absolute Unit

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#7 A Bad Dog Owner Dumped This Wolfdog At A Kill Shelter When He Got Too Big And Too Much To Handle. Luckily A Sanctuary Took Him, Instead And Saved His Life! His Dna Testing Came Back As 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, And 3.9 % German Shepherd

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#8 Absolute Unit Of A Toad

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#9 Very Thicc Floof

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#10 Absolute Unit Guarding Lithuanian Declaration Of Independence

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#11 A Comfy Chonk

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#12 This Cat

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#13 Absolute Unit Of A Cow, Over 6 Feet Tall

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#14 Chronos, The Titan

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#15 Hafþór Björnsson (Got The Mountain) Holding A Regular Mug

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#16 Sadie The Squirrel Has Eaten 3 Jack O’lanterns So Far

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#17 Absolute Unit Fat Fred

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#18 These Units

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#19 Daddy With His Kids

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#20 He Drinks Chonka Cola

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#21 The Biggest Mac

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#22 White House Chef Andre Rush

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#23 Big Majestic Boy

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#24 I Saw This In My Facebook And Thought It Belonged Here

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#25 This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon

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#26 Tony Been Hitting The Gym

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#27 Rip Patrick, A True Unit

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#28 “Shrek” (1994-2011) Was A Merino Sheep From New Zealand. He Escaped And Avoided Shearing For Six Years By Hiding In A Cave

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#29 Ferns Can Be Units Too

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#30 My Absolute Unit Of A Baby Brother. For Reference, My Sister Holding Him Was Four

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