35 Accurate Tweets That Describe The Realities Of Adulting

Getting older is an inevitable aspect of life that we can’t hide or run away from. However, we can choose to tackle it with a modicum of humour that may hopefully remove the sting of the experience just a little bit at least. 

#1

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Sven Horlemann: So it’s not just me? Good.

#2

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#3

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SCP 4666: Thou shalt cleaneth thy kitchen

#4

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Barbara Wilcock: Same with carrier bag.The ones with good handles

#5

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UncleJohn3000: And naps! Why were we fighting naps?

#8

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Geoffrey Scott: That IS petty cool.

#9

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The Doom Song: Nailed it.

#10

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LillieMean: Amateur, I surf the net to avoid making that list in the first place. You can’t stress about undone things if they don’t exist. Denial, what a wonderful state of being.

#11

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#12

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Lost Panda: “I’ll just watch a little and then finish it tomorrow” *3 months later* “What is going on? Guess I’ll have to start over”

#13

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Geoffrey Scott: I’ve come up with some hacks for this. Spinach? slice of bread in the tightly rolled and rubber banded bag. Asparagus? Wet paper towel in the bottom of the produce bag from the store. They last WAY longer before going slimy.

#14

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#15

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Khavrinen: And how are the pockets?

#16

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#17

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Khavrinen: I get more annoyed by how often the products that I actually like get discontinued.

#18

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Fembot (edited): Same with gardening: it’s amazing but not the snazziest way to spend your time

#19

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#20

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Niels AirMax: THIS!!!🤯

#21

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#22

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Helena: Bring on the bachelor chow. The human kibble

#23

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#24

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#25

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Sanfranswty: This legit made my heart skip a beat

#26

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#29

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The Doom Song: 1. Milk 2. Eggs 3. Bread 4. Cheese 5. Dog food 6. Vodka 7. Toilet paper

#30

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#34

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Dawn Marie: Going home and taking off my shoes and bra and collapsing onto the sofa. I might get up later, and then again I might not. I love being single, but being an empty nester is not for the faint of heart. But, I do love the quiet and not so much responsibility.

#35

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