20 Of The Weirdest And Most Bizarre Names People Gave To Their Children

Some people like to poke fun at parents for giving their children "boring" names, like Ed, Bob or Jill, even though there's nothing wrong with that. What's really wrong, however, is when parents go to the opposite end of this "naming spectrum", and come up with children's names that sound like the flavors of Monster Energy drinks. About a month ago, Reddit user u/Hasden2007 asked other members of the platform to list some of the worst names you could give to your child, and ended up receiving thousands of answers, with each one being worse than the other. Check out some of the most bizarre names people heard parents give their children in the gallery below! More info: Reddit

#1

Image source: Bobik8 X Æ A-12

#2

Image source: captainmagictrousers My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo

#3

Image source: RoyalGelly I have heard of many bad names, but Sex Fruit is probably the worst I have seen.

#4

Image source: ettowa Jack Cass, I know it’s bad because it’s my name

#5

Image source: Anonymouspapayaz Tequila. Sibling was Margarita

#6

Image source: peachxstile theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following: poppy honey rosie petal blossom rainbow buddy bear maurice daisy boo pamela river rocket blue dallas someone call childline

#7

Image source: ViridianKumquat Peter File

#8

Image source: Awesomesause88 Mystic Pigeon? She was a client at my office. Apparently it’s a real surname and her parents were hippies so named her “Mystic”. Like who’s ever going to take her seriously??

#9

Image source: katabatic21 I know a family with 4 kids: Prince, Princess, Precious, and Becca. The Becca at the end kills me lol

#10

Image source: NotEvenJohn How about not giving your child a name? There was a kid I went to high school with whose legal first name was "Unnamed Baby Boy". I don't know the story behind that though.

#11

Image source: ugly_crier420 Princess. A girl in my high school was legally named princess but she went by her middle name. There was also a girl who’s name was Sunny Day and she was the emo kid

#12

Image source: TumblrIsTheBest My mum once worked at a school and there was a kid called "Thank God".

#13

Image source: Open-Zebra I worked in Nigeria for a while and had a co-worker called Thank God Limejuice. It wasn’t a windup. That was his actual name

#14

North West Image source: modsherearebattyboys

#15

Image source: LilPeaHen I actually went to school with a guy named Richard Rash. To make it worse his mother was a teacher there

#16

Image source:  estoniansweetener When I worked at chick-fil-a way back in the day, I was taking this girl's order and it time time to ask for her name, she was being very hesitant. So I was just waiting for a reply until her mom says "Sorry she's shy!!" looks me in the eyes with a smile and tells me "Her name is Thankful!" ....poor child

#17

Image source: tboner1969 A friend of a friend was named ‘Forsheeza Jolly Goodfellow’ before she had it changed. Can’t even imagine having to deal with that at school

#18

Image source: larrymoencurly Pridges Pancakes. He changed it to Richard Johnson. But Olympic skier Anna Banana kept her name.

#19

Image source: CauldronOfCum Abcde (pronounce ab-city)

#20

Image source:  Williukea Baby Just a Baby.