35 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Left Others Speechless

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In a world where it often feels like everything has been said or done before, crafting a truly original sentence is a feat worthy of applause. The r/brandnewsentence subreddit is a treasure trove of clever linguistic gems that have left its 1.4 million followers in awe of some intriguing displays of wit. These remarkable sentences are not only funny and impressive but also deserve recognition for their ability to leave readers speechless. Scroll down to discover some of the most profound word combinations that caught us off guard, as they are unlike anything we’ve encountered before!

#1 Those Who Made Bernie Sanders Impossible

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#2 The “Alpha Bros” Are Shaving Off Their Eyelashes Because Long Lashes Are Too Feminine

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#3 Biological Wh*refare

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#4 If Bugs Bunny Was The Unabomber

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#5 “How To Not Commit Micro Aggression Against Vampires In Your Workplace”

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#6 The Anniversary Of George W. Bush Getting A Shoe Thrown At Him

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#7 Giovanni And His Weird Son Who Bites Sometimes

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#8 Two New Sentences

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#9 My Predecessor Was A Goat

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#10 “Way Too Many People Are Urinating On [the] Tower At Any Given Moment To Arrest Them All”

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#11 Sentient Toilet Brush

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#12 I Am A Walking Chimera Of Various Furies And Petty Qualms

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#13 Specifically Engineered Itself To Obfuscate Your Sense Of Time

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#14 Falling To Their Knees And Pulling Out Their T*****s

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#15 New Energy Saving Method Just Dropped

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#16 Most Scarlett Johansson Looking President

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#17 Charles Darwin Looking At His Fked Up Tomatoes; Oh St That Me

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#18 S**t Your Pants

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#19 Tumor Cured Itself

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#20 Slab Of Sentient Ham

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#21 Your C*****e To Defend Participation Trophies

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#22 Alliance To Destroy Them With A Spinning Kick

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#23 Increase Your Font Size By 1 Point Every Time You Respond

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#24 Medically Approved H*e Limit

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#25 Dashcam Sightings Of Gwenyth Paltrow

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#26 Mobile Autistic Doom Pile

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#27 Prolapser

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#28 Dad Gets Huge Fright As Wife Washes T-Shirt With Their Baby’s Face On It

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#29 I Have A Hunch That Says 19th Century Prostitutes Didn’t Practice Celibacy

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#30 I Have Been Logged Out Of My Toothbrush

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#31 It’s Supposed To Be A Democracy

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#32 Two Of Everything Darling

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#33 Im Going To Study Hard And Become A Doctor Just So I Can Abort His Next Girlfriend

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#34 Know Your Value

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#35 My Favorite People Are The Cops And My Boss

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Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.