35 Stories Of Life-Altering Drunk Confessions That Changed Everything

Intoxication has a way of lowering inhibitions and, sometimes, acting like a kind of truth serum. When people get drunk, they can lose their coherence, their memories, and their usual sense of control. Anyone who’s had to look after an inebriated friend or family member knows the drill; suddenly, you’re dealing with someone emotional, confused, and not exactly operating at full capacity, yet somehow ready to spill everything on their mind.

#1

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My wife at the time admitted to cheating on me throughout our entire relationship; literally from day one. She hoped that her honesty would absolve her of her sins. It did not.

#2

Years ago we were visiting my in laws, staying with them at their house. My wife usually doesn’t go hard but I think the stress of the visit got to her because she got so drunk I needed to carry her to the car. Anyway we pull into her parent’s driveway and when I stopped the car (I was sober), she said to keep the fact that she was drunk a secret from her parents. Keep in mind she was in her mid 30s and her parents also drank and never gave any indication of disapproval for letting loose. I think she was self conscious about how drunk she was. Anyway I told her I promised to keep it a secret, which I did for about 5 minutes until she made so much noise trying to get out of the car that her Dad heard her and come out to help me get her out of the car and onto the couch. As soon as she sat down and closed her eyes, she said “Don’t tell my Dad I’m drunk.” He replied with “Don’t worry I won’t.”

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#3

I have a habit of referring to my friends partners as wives or husbands, even when they’re not married (which the majority are not – I’m 29)

One drunk evening a couple of weeks back, I said something along the lines of “you can’t say that to him, he’s married!”, referring to my friend, who’s longterm girlfriend had just moved into his house.

What I didn’t expect was him to reply “…who told you?!”

Turns out, they got married in secret 2 weeks prior. He was too drunk to realise I was continuing my bit, and I was just sober enough to play it off. Most of the group is still none the wiser, and he’s planning a big announcement soon.

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#4

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Before she was my wife, she got really drunk one night and puked and then told me she loved me. Life is pretty funny sometimes.

#5

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She told me the night of her bachelorette party that she pretty much just used me till that point and was going to stop being my friend after the wedding. I was supposed to officiate for her so I just blocked her on everything and didn’t show up to the wedding. Good luck babe.

#6

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An older cousin called a group of us together and came out as gay. He was genuinely surprised and, I think, upset when we not only accepted it, but explained that we knew this for decades.

#7

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I confessed my love to a friend while we were at a rave together. At the time, I knew he already had feelings for me, but I had never admitted to myself that I felt the same. That was two years ago. Now we’ve been a couple for over a year and a half, and we’re really happy.

#8

I have a friend that isn’t the most expressive. Like he’s fun to be around, but only an open book around a select few people. We aren’t besties, but i like the dude. He’s cool.

He got really drunk one night and sent me a voice note and it was the sweetest thing ever. He told me that he thought I was one of the kindest people hes met, that I make his and everyone else’s day better, and that he hopes i get the best of things because I deserve it. He ended the vn by calling me perfect.

I had no idea he thought so highly of me..the fact that he did almost felt like a secret. it made me day and i have the voice note saved and i listen to it fairly regularly. Really, really helps with my self esteem issues sometimes.

I’m not gonna lie, this probably made me realise that I might have a small crush on him but I’m too nervous to do anything about it lmao..

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#9

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I’ve found out too many of my friends/buddies are gay on drunk late nights. Nothing wrong with that, but we’re in our 30s, just say you’re gay dude.

#10

Early 2000s, I picked up my friend from the bar because he was too drunk to drive. As soon as he gets in my car he blurts out, “(my then-girlfriend) and I are getting you a PS2 for Christmas.”

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#11

I drank a bottle of rum and told everyone exactly how I feel about them.

I was living in a motor home with my husband and our toddler, next to a motor home with my husband’s best friend and his wife and their toddler. I hated every single person there except for my own child. I tried so hard to fit in and be friends, not in a “try hard” kind of way but I just did my best to be nice and kind and friendly with these people that I was stuck with. My husband wasn’t the same man I married. To this day I don’t know what happened, like if there was a catalyst that changed him or if this was just the “real him” that I was seeing.

Anyway, I drank a bottle of rum on new years. I bought it to share but nobody touched it. This was one of the things they would do to ostracize me, they refused to touch anything I brought to share. They were all rum drinkers, it’s not like I bought the wrong stuff. Anyway, I drank the whole bottle of rum and by the next morning, everyone on the property hated me. I do not remember specific things I said, just that the filter came off and I was horrifically truthful.

No regrets. That was 13 years ago and the only one still in my life from those people is my child.

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#12

Senior coworker admitted they only keep one employee around because she’s pretty and clients like to look at her and another because she’s disabled and they are scared to have legal issues. Lost all respect for the person and the company after that.

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#13

My best friend and stepsister drunkenly admitted that her 23 year old son absolutely hates me. Not just dislikes me, hates me. Suddenly all the last minute ‘emergencies’ that caused her to cancel our plans made sense. We’ve been friends since we were two years old. After months of not seeing each other, we finally made plans last November. She didn’t show up. No call. Just a late text blaming work on a Saturday, she doesn’t work weekends. I haven’t seen her in almost a year and she lives 25 minutes away. I miss her, but after getting hurt one too many times, I stopped trying and now avoid making plans because it hurts too much.

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#14

She had never been faithful in any of her numerous “relationships”. This was presented as a humble brag, FYI.

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#15

I had just joined a company and went to the summer ball. A directors PA got completely wasted and blurted out, to the whole company, that they were having an affair with the director but she was getting really upset because he wouldn’t leave his wife for her. The director never went to a company event again and she was never ever mentioned, funnily enough.

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#16

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My boss told me about his secret son, he’s been married for over 40 years & they have three kids & six grandchildren but he had another son that was in his 30s before he passed away.

#17

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That she was a lesbian before and preferred women, But she wanted to be a mom so she had to settle for guys.

She demanded a divorce after our first child.

#18

While home for the holidays ~15 years ago, my Dad drunkenly admitted that at the same time he was getting serious with my Mom he had a second girlfriend and he got them both pregnant around the same time. A few weeks later he broke it off with the other girlfriend. She moved on and had a new boyfriend by the time she found out she was pregnant. The new boyfriend knew and decided to accept the baby as his (he’s listed on the birth certificate).

It turns out everyone knew about it. The new boyfriend, my Mom, the girls parents, and most of the local community. My Dad did try to help out and would occasionally leave an envelope with some cash in it in their mailbox.

My Dad gave me her name and where she lived. I looked her up on social media and she definitely looks like his side of the family.

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#19

In laws family is rather big and the oldest, lets call him Hank, was always a bit his own way but very much family. It turns out, Hanks father wasn’t his biological father. Rather his uncle was. His bio father ran off when he was born so his brother stepped up and took care of them both. They fell in love and all the other siblings are from the new couple.

Thing is.. Hank never knew. It was all a big secret and the bio father, although near family, never stepped in. Later (Hank is 55+ at this point) most of the family knew the secret, including Hanks wife. She promised to never tell.

So one night, at a family party, she got wasted and blurted it out. At first Hank didn’t believe them but later on he accepted it. He went as far as rejecting his father (who took care of him his entire life and loved him as his own) and went to hang out more with his bio father.

Few years later, the father of the family [passed away[ and guess who showed up with his hand out, expecting money or stuff from his [late] father, whom he rejected and fought for the last few years of the father’s life.

Only later did his bio dad [passed away] and shortly after his wife as well. Kinda feel bad for the guy, his whole world was part of a lie for over 55 years. But then again, he was being a [jerk] to the selfless person that raised him.

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#20

My brother’s girlfriend told my girlfriend about her other boyfriend. My girlfriend immediately told me and I told my brother. It was an interesting weekend.

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#21

My ex cheated on me with a lady at work. The lady was told we’d broken up. The lady and I have now been married for four years.

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#22

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Once I dragged my alcoholic now ex boyfriend home after a terrible night out, one of a huge series of terrible nights. He had said a lot of really mean [things] and it all [hurt], but he knew I had been hoping we would get engaged when he got this new job, and he sat so calmly on the bed and said “I’m SO glad I never got you a ring.”

That one hurt.

#23

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A friend of mine revealed that she slept with my boyfriend.

#23

My ex coworker who was getting married at the time, admitted that he doesn’t want to marry his fiancee. But he had to, or else she’s going to leave him. He was sobbing the whole time.

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#25

My brother’s high school teacher was sleeping with him when he was 15.

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#26

Buddy of mine was bragging about how good he is with money, how much he’s earning and how he could buy his house with cash instead of taking a loan.

Got drunk one night and confessed that actually his father in law paid for everything, the car, the house, renovation, wedding.

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#27

My brother told my dad that mum was having an affair, in fact had multiple throughout the marriage.

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#28

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My mom used to get hammered drunk on the regular and she told me I was adopted and that’s why I looked different than my siblings.

#29

My FIL has an illegitimate child back in his and his wife’s hometown that he had back in his high-school days and abandoned, and his mum and dad liked that baby and girl more than they do my MIL. All these summers that we’ve been visiting that town, we could’ve been interacting with my spouse’s half brother and not even known. FIL is a hypocrite and likes to bash on my nephew’s mum for choosing to bail when he was a toddler.

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#30

Boss (married with two kids) who I considered a friend was visiting on business and after too many drinks at dinner confessed he was in love with me.

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#31

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Met a really drunk local celebrity in Iceland in the bathroom in some pub, most Icelanders would know him. He told me that he had only once in his live cheated on his wife. He had never told anyone about it.

I had never met him before so it was kind of a weird interaction.

#32

Very sheltered friend (he was homeschooled and from a super religious family) of mine came out to me while we were drunk. Not fully out as gay, but he admittedly to having consistent fantasies about men. He went into pretty deep detail. And refused to talk about it the next day or any subsequent days. I was going through some gender [stuff] at the time, and I think that’s why he did it.

Then, when I started my gender transition months later, he kept trying to talk me out of it with phrases like “You’re not supposed to want happiness for yourself” and “its better to be uncomfortable yourself so you can provide a better life for others” and the old favorite “god doesn’t want you to be LGBT” etc etc.

We are not friends anymore. I hope he’s doing okay though because… when he said “You’re not supposed to want happiness for yourself”, months after his drunken confessions, I knew he was hurting. I knew he wasn’t talking to me, there.

I tried to make the friendship work but the things he kept saying only washed up to a point. Namely, when a mutual friend of ours said he was “through with me until i was done with all this” and my friend sided with him, albeit reluctantly, stating his own ‘disapproval’ of my gender transition and compromising his beliefs for my sake. At which point I simply said… “Well, let me relieve you of that.” and that was that.

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#33

My boyfriend keeps giving me more details about him proposing every time he’s drunk lolol.

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#34

My ex in college would call me by other names when extremely intoxicated, which I chalked up to being really drunk and, “It’s time to get you to bed.” Turned out that she was cheating on me for a vast majority of the handful of years we were together, and those names she called me were some of the people she cheated on me with. She kept up a solid charade for years but it all came crashing down in a matter of days, nuked my entire circle of friends, and left me pretty broken for years.

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#35

A buddy, who simply adored his dad, told us through tears that deep down he despised his dad because pops never showed him any love but instead showered it all upon his older brother. He could never do anything that warranted praise from his father and it just ate away at him. The sobbing seemed to last all night. It was very awkward the next few days, but being guys, it was never mentioned again.

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