35 Of The Tackiest Suburban McMansions Spotted In The Wild

During the 1980s in the US, a fad for mass-produced, cheaply constructed buildings saw a rise of “McMansions” located in suburban neighbourhoods. Their high-end location, spaciousness and availability saw a demand from buyers all over the country well until the 2007 housing crisis.

#1 This May Be The Worst I’ve Ever Seen

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oktopus: “When you order a castle from wish.com”

#2 ‘slightly’ Overdesigned House, Wildwood, Nj, Can This Be Mcmansion?

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#3 The Air Control Tower Is A Major Selling Point

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#4 Meanwhile In Germany

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James016: When the Window Tax is abolished. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_tax

#5 I Think This Qualifies!

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Rob: Nice view from the house, especially as you won’t be able to see the house whilst looking at the lake;

#6 Abandoned $200 Million Mcmansion Hellscape In Turkey

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Libstak: This is ludicrous and BTW doesn’t Turkey have a huge middle east refugee problem? How about fixing some basic power and water issues and putting some refugees here for processing? I mean, what a freaking waste.

#7 When Pizza Hut Is Life

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FabulousMari: They better watch out… no one out pizza’s the hut!

#8 Is This House Pregante?

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Jihana: When you eat too many beans

#9 My First Attempt At This

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#10 The Most Literal Example Of A Mcmansion I’ve Ever Seen – 1,122 Sq Ft

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JoMeBee: Whaaaaat?!? This looks like a revenge house…

#11 Joel Osteen’s Horrendous Mess Of A Dupe-Cash Funded Mchellhole

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hitex: May God have mercy on his soul – no true man of God lives in such a fashion

#12 Someone Is Building This. On Purpose

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#13 Dormers? Yeah I Have Those

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oktopus: Redneck McMansion.

#14 To Me, My X-Men

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howdylee: The plan is even an X… I want to see the floorplan!

#15 Has 10 Bedrooms And Costs $1 Mil, Somehow Still Manages To Look Like A Mobile Home

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James016: You can take the person out of the trailer park….

#16 “I Told The Developers To Go F**k Themselves”

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#17 Loganville Georgia. Spec Built, 19,000 Sf. Initially Listed By Builder For $2.6m, Foreclosed & Sold For $374,900

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#18 10/10 Attempt To Make The Ugliest House Imaginable

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hitex: WTF is with the tiny hexagon windows? Ran out of materials?

#19 Love How They Put Windows On Everything But The Bump Out

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howdylee: Where else you gonna put the gigantic flat screen tv?

#20 I Pass By This House Daily. It’s So Gaudy It Makes Me Gag

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Javelina Poppers: Did they add a garage when each kid started driving?

#21 Texas Never Disappoints

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#22 Garage Mahal

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Kobe (she): I don’t mind the design of the garage. It is the size ( way too big ) that bothers me. It overshadows the house. But hey – I hate the house anyway… too little colour, too much glass no personality, no plants, no curtains, … so…

#23 “You Ever See One Of Those Ramada Inns? Yeah, Make It Look Like That”

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#24 I Shake My Head Every Single Time I Pass This Bad Boy

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1: When you spend big money to update your facade but then forget you live on a corner lot.

#25 Suburban Mcmansions!!!!!!!!!!! In Texas!!!!!!! No Privacy!!!!!

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#26 The Saddest Castle In Florida

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GoldfishCrackers: When I see no landscaping like this I’m always perplexed. Some may argue that landscaping costs money, but you know, so does watering, mowing, and maintaining a ton of grass… so why not pick the visually appealing option?

#27 Check Out This Monstrosity

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#28 When You Defeat All The Other Mcmansions, Then You Have To Fight The End Boss

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Nice Beast Ludo: I wonder how many randos come banging on the door at 2 am thinking its a fancy mcd’s

#29 Does Anyone Else Absolutely Loathe The Dugger Estate?

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TrdFrgsn: The hypocrisy of that family, their tv show and their church is all represented in that skid mark of a home.

#30 Went Mcmansion Hunting On Zillow Because I Couldn’t Fall Asleep And Found This In Texas

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Javelina Poppers: Early Irish Byzantine?

#31 Houses Like This Always Bugged Me And I Never Could Figure Out Why Until I Saw This

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JoMeBee: It like the house equivalent of the mullet: wealth in the front, poverty in the back

#32 Mansion Needs A Chiropractor

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SPARKIZE: Reminds me of crooked bottom teeth 😬

#33 Spotted On My Instagram Page By A Roofing Company Showing Off Their Work

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Nannychachi (edited): If they can roof that nasty monstrosity, they can roof anything. They deserve their brag.

#34 What Possible Reason? I Just Don’t Understand And I Have So Many Questions…

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Annik Perrot: Does it fold back in?

#35 Indian Ridge Failed Mcmansion Development Near Branson Missouri. Always Drove By This Pitiful Sight During Summers

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OhnoI’vebeencensored: Wow, never seen a house with leprosy before.