45 Times Someone Dropped A Sentence No One Had Ever Heard Before

At this point in time, it feels like everything we say is just a repeat of something someone has already said before. Is there anything new to be said after hundreds of years of the written word?

As it turns out, many folks have had a similar thought about how repetitious mankind is. One community of Netizens by the name of r/BrandNewSentence, however, have scoured the vast Netscapes in the hopes of discovering something new that we haven’t heard before. Scroll below to see how well they did in their endeavour as we’ve shared a few of their most brilliant finds in the gallery below.

#1 Homie In Law

Image source: DougDefinitely

Turtles (She/her): YESS

#2 I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…

Image source: BoMaxKent

Monster Munch: Felislity

Robert T: Slashy McSlashface.

Deborah B: Lindslay

Bobby: Cleaveochoptra

#3 Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive

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Nerenahd Dhaneren: How did they prove it? Did they manage to take care of a plant for a month?

#4 He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son’s Blood

Image source: TheHunter234

Multa Nocte: Wait, what did I just read?

#5 Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half

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Firstname Lastname: I feel like if she were to try to lie down on her back, er butt, she could be used as a teeter totter.

#6 Switching To Gender Evil

Image source: Different_Captain717

Random Archetypes: I’m gender chaotic

#7 What In The French

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#8 If Only They’d Had Some Indication…

Image source: CinemaslaveJoe

Multa Nocte: Too bad no one warned them ahead of time . . . . 🙄

#9 Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers

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Rob: Sounds like a good plan. I’ve seen us when we get angry.

#10 Pregnant Hands

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Superb Owl: So pretty much all men.

#11 If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

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Luke Branwen: “Ford Explorer” just write Indiana Jones ffs

Auntriarch: Oh dear you have won the internet today Luke

Cjay: I would like to nominate Luke Branwen for president

#12 Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

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Tracy Wallick: Wikipedia says: “Lycopene is the pigment in tomato sauces that turns plastic cookware orange. It is insoluble in plain water, but it can be dissolved in organic solvents and oils. Because of its non-polarity, lycopene in food preparations will stain any sufficiently porous material, including most plastics. To remove this staining, the plastics may be soaked in a solution containing a small amount of chlorine bleach.[15] The bleach oxidizes the lycopene, thus allowing the product to dissolve.”

#13 Why NASA

Image source: Gnomecliff

Boootifull Unicorn (edited): ah Americans, will use anything other than the metric system

#14 What A Guy

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Nerenahd Dhaneren: Legend.

#15 Umm..no?

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#16 Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France

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Susie Elle (edited): I mean in The Netherlands nobody would really be surprised, so you do you. In my hometown there’s a Jamaican man who only wears cartoon-themed tuxedos, another guy who only wears 80’s inspired gym clothes and a lady that has everything C O V E R E D in little fake flowers, so much so that she now resembles a moving pile of flowers. Bless ’em.

#17 Y’all Out Here Being Able To Smell Ants???

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Gravy the Vampire Penguin: Wait… yall can’t smell ants?

#18 Coffee Cat Detonates Atomic Bomb

Image source: ThisIsMyPassword100

#19 “Now That You Got Legs”

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BrownTabby: I just googled it and supposedly it’s set during a time and place where there was lots and lots of “come pick cotton n*****” going on, but the movie just glosses over that. Not agreeing or disagreeing, just reporting what happened.

#20 Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

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Boootifull Unicorn: she just needed something for Harry to do so she could write prose

#21 That Good Ol Southern Drawl

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Nerenahd Dhaneren: Makes total sense.

#22 What About Iceberg’s Tears?

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Saddest_Lion: Definitely “ol splashy”

#23 New For All Of Use + Meme

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Nerenahd Dhaneren: The hippo’s name is Chronos by the way.

#24 Tom & Jerry Irl

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Fora Nakit: Did it work?

Nichole Harris: Yes! 🤣 well….tbh IDK if there’s worked but I’ve done something somewhat similar and yup…. Mr rat had a funeral the next day

Nikole: My roommate and I did that in college when we had a mouse in the house. We didn’t put water in the bucket though because we’re not monsters.

Kaedyn Walsh (edited): I hope not. The poor innocent little rat doesn’t deserve to drown just because it’s being a rat.