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People Share 30 Of The Funniest Contact Names They Have In Their Phones

Published 2 months ago

If you had your phone number for a while, you probably have quite a few contacts that you barely even remember adding. You know, like companies that have been out of business for years, cab numbers from a city you no longer live in or something as ambiguous as “Mike” with no further explanation of which of the ten Mikes you know this one could be. Well, turns out you’re not the only one who has bizarre contact names saved on their phone.

Recently, Twitter user Jennifer Wortman shared a funny tweet saying how her husband still has her listed on his phone as “Jennifer Wortman”, and it went insanely viral. Soon enough, people started sharing all of the funny contact names they have saved on their phones, and they’re absolutely hilarious. Check out some of the best ones in the gallery below!

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One day, this guy just kind of figured - "I spend most of my time on the internet anyway, why not turn it into a profession?" - and he did! Now he not only gets to browse the latest cat videos and fresh memes every day but also shares them with people all over the world, making sure they stay up to date with everything that's trending on the web. Some things that always pique his interest are old technologies, literature and all sorts of odd vintage goodness. So if you find something that's too bizarre not to share, make sure to hit him up!

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