50 Times Hotel Decorators Failed So Badly It’s Hilarious

Published 7 years ago

While most hotel’s ads look inviting and offer near perfect retreat, what you actually get when you visit one can be an entirely different experience, filled with the weirdest management and design choices that can be best described with a single word – fail.

As these fellas below witnessed firsthand, hotels are a perfect sanctuary for the most ridiculous shortcuts or straight up bizarre ideas. From concrete filled pools to towels folded into penises, these fails sure will raise some eyebrows and leave you smiling. Oh, and don’t forget to let us know in the comments about your strangest findings in hotels!

(h/t: boredpanda)

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#1 Me And My Business Partner Decided To Share A Hotel Room In Order To Save Some Money. We Weren’t Expecting This

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#2 My Non-Smoking Hotel Room Came With A Non-Smoking Ashtray

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#3 Chinese Hotel Rules

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#4 Friend Switched On The Lights In His Hotel Room And Looked Up

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#5 I Saw This In A Hotel Office

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#6 In My Hotel Room, I Can Either Close The Closet Or The Bathroom, But Not Both At The Same Time

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#7 This Is On The Bed In My Hotel Room

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#8 I’m Beginning To Think Our Hotel In Cambodia Was A Little Dishonest On Their Flyer About The Amenities

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#9 The Vent In My Hotel Shower Doesn’t Seem To Be Working

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#10 As A Frequent Traveler I Get Gifts At Hotel

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#11 My Hotel Has A Sitting Area With No Possible Way To Access It

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#12 Greatest Hotel Name Of All Time

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#13 When You’re Feeling Great But Your Hotel Mirror Puts You Back In Check

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#14 Hotel I’m Staying At Right Now, Who’s Job Was This? Go Go Gadget Arm

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#15 The Sink In My Hotel Was A Bit… Complicated

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#16 The Bin In My Hotel Room

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#17 The Word “Hot” In Hotel Caught On Fire

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#18 I Work In A Hotel. We Received This In The Mail Today

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#19 Just Found This At A Hotel I’m Staying. Nice Showcase

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#20 My Hotel Likes This Painting So Much They Gave Me Two Of Them

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#21 Staying In A Shitty Hotel In New York When

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#22 Both Spelling And The Actual Password For The Wifi At A Hotel Where A Friend Is Staying

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#23 The Hotel’s Cinema Room Spared No Expense

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#24 So My Friend Is Staying At A Hotel In Minnesota Right Now. Needless To Say, It’s Pretty Cold

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#25 The Kids Were Disappointed, But The Wife And I Laughed All The Way Back To Our Hotel Room

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#26 My Parents Just Arrived At Their Hotel In Spain And Sent A Photo Of Their Pool

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#27 This Staircase At The Hotel I Was Staying At This Week

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#28 Toilet Wasn’t Working At The Hotel. Found The Problem

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#29 Staying At A Hotel In Dublin, This Made Me Giggle

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#30 I Need To Have A Talk With The Housekeeper At My Hotel

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#31 The Motel Advertised That They Had A Pool. They Did Not Mention That It Was Filled With Gravel

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#32 My Hotel Tried To Fold Their Towels All Fancy Like

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#33 Stayed At The Gaylord Hotel In Nashville Last Weekend. This Was The View From My Window

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#34 When You Ask The Hotel For An Extra Bed For Your Boy And They Give This

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#35 For Some Amazing Reason, My Hotel Room Is Lethal Weapon 2 Themed

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#36 This Hotel Is Very… Accommodating

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#37 Found The Most Useless Cabinet At My Hotel

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#38 Don’t Think The Owner Of This Hotel Thought This Through

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#39 The Housekeeping Cart At My Hotel Is A Stolen Shopping Cart

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#40 “Art” In A Hotel Lobby. Apparently, I’ve Been Making Masterpieces In The Shower For Years

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#41 Exactly The Art I Don’t Want Hanging In My Hotel Room

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#42 These Hotel Room Directions

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#43 Condoms Found In A Chinese Hotel. For That Special Someone

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#44 Visiting Denver… Hotel Agent Said Our Room Has A Great View Of The Capital Building

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#45 This Hostel In Bangkok Forbids All Of My Favorite Things

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#46 We Are Travelling Around North Vietnam, A Couple Of Our Rooms Have Had No Windows. The Hanoi Hotel We Just Checked Into Promised Me There Was A Window In The Room They Kept For Me. I Guess They Weren’t Lying

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#47 Traveling In Italy Can Be Surprisingly Awesome

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#48 I’m At The G Spot Of The Hotel

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#49 A Girl I Know Is Travelling In Indonesia… Her Hotel Gave Some Sage Advice

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#50 World Map In A Chinese Hotel

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