25 Tweets About New Year’s Goals That Might Tickle Your Funny Bone

Published 3 months ago

As the calendar turns to a new year, millions of people around the world embark on a journey of self-improvement through New Year’s resolutions. From fitness goals to personal development, these annual commitments are often made with the best of intentions.

However, as the month progresses, many find themselves chuckling at the stark reality of their resolutions. In the era of social media, Twitter (now X) becomes a hilarious battleground where users share their experiences, frustrations, and self-deprecating humor about the challenges of sticking to their New Year’s resolutions. Here are some hilariously accurate tweets that capture the essence of the annual struggle.

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Every time I take out a bowl.”


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CryingChildKinnie : “I’ve learned more japanese from vocaloid songs than from that stupid owl Alyssa tell me what the answer is.”

Nonna_SoF : “And now I want a green apple barbecue pulled chicken sandwich.”


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Caffeinated Hedgehog : “My New Year’s resolution is to procrasti”


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The Doom Song : “Eat more cheese. Put me down for that one”

Deborah B : “Eat mango at least once a week. They’re delicious, and I deserve nice things.”


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Auntriarch : “Ms Charlotte has a point there”


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Charles McChristy : “i’m nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs!”


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Auntriarch : “Sounds reasonable”

CryingChildKinnie : “Sounds wonderful.”


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Hphizzle : “I was kind of hoping it would transition into a Rick Roll. “Never gonna give you up…””


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LizzieBoredom : “Spin & Sin.”


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Auntriarch : “When you find out, please let me know”


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Bradinius Prime : “She’s just trying to help out”


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Ga Di : “i just vow to not make a resolution – oh – my … forget about this”


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Jeff White : “Does that include less sound you make through your mouth? Of just less sound your body makes all by itself?”


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Wingsofwrath : “Minus Edgar I hope.”


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Jeff White : “A mighty task worthy of a hero like yourself. I’m hoping for less than 40 ..”


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Bored something : “This one is aiming for suspension”

Jayjay : “Bright future for this kid: he/she already knows how to use and turn the rules to their own benefit:)”


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Mike F : “There’s more than one of us?!”


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Wingsofwrath : “Looking at you, BMW drivers.”


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Jayjay : “I love this one 😂😂😂”

Sonja : “Me, reading this from under a blanket on January 4th.”

Isaac Harvey : “Hibernation mode activated.”


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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “It’s even the recommended resolution!”


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Almost sunny : “Yep. It sucks.”


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Jeff White : “This does sound wise.”

Diana Wilcox : “This gal is hilarious! She has a YouTube channel called Not Even Emily; highly recommend.”


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Almost sunny : “Maybe eat cheese and avoid.”


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Jeff White : “Didn’t notice this was Cookie Monster’s resolution the first time through. It make a LOT more sense now that I understand.”


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Saumya Ratan

Saumya is an explorer of all things beautiful, quirky, and heartwarming. With her knack for art, design, photography, fun trivia, and internet humor, she takes you on a journey through the lighter side of pop culture.

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