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30 Examples Of The Universe Saying “No” To People

Published 8 months ago

Dropping your sandwich butter-side down, realizing your shirt is inside out midway through the day, or going out wearing mismatched socks – none of us are safe from an occasional misfortune. However, sometimes the universe ends up dealing us an especially bad hand, and we can’t help but ask “Why me?”. And just in case you ever feel like you’re the only one that the universe is out to get, today we have a collection of posts that will prove you that’s certainly not the case.

Check out a collection of the most unfortunate things that people spotted out in the wild in the gallery below!

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#1 Kitty Found A Comfy Bed

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#2 Get Out, Dennis

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#3 You Suck Gregg

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#4 This Pedestrian In Particular

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“Somebody’s day was ruined”

#5 In 1998, Honduras Built A Bridge Over The Choluteca River, But Hurricane Mitch Rerouted The River

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#6 This Guy Has Had It Rough

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“Lose right arm and break my left hand. Friend gives me this shirt”

#7 Nailed It. Literally

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#8 Turtle Of Destruction

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#9 F You Joe

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#10 F You Poland

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#11 Lucky Nurse

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Violet Jessop, a ship nurse. She served on each of the three ‘sisters’ Titanic, Britannic and Olympic. While she was on board, the Olympic collided with a war ship and nearly sank, the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank, the Britannic hit an underwater mine and sank. Violet survived all three.

#12 Oh Lord

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#13 The Biggest Bruh Moment In History

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My mate took two weeks off work, went to Africa, climbed Kilimanjaro and raised over E300 grand for charity. Having
hiked and climbed for 7 days, he reached the summit and asked his guide to take a picture before his iPhone battery died because of the -25 cold. And here it is…

#14 F**k You Steven, Not Mike, Or Jack Or Bob, Just You Steven!

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#15 Mother-In-Law Just Served Me This Piece Of Cake…

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#16 I Guess The Tree Can’t Afford A Lawyer

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There’s a Banyan tree in Pakistan that has been chained and officially arrested since 1898. This happened when James Squid, a British officer thought the tree was moving towards him after drinking alcohol.

#17 No Waffles For You, Biyach

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#18 Paid Extra For A Window Seat. Got The One Seat On The Plane With A Wall

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#19 Yeet

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#20 Take Notes On How Flip Someone Off With Words

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#21 Ancient Facepalm

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In Thailand, it was considered a capital offense punishable by death if someone touched the queen. In 1880, the queen drowned when her royal boat capsized on the way to the palace. The many witnesses to the accident did not dare to tuch the queen while she was drowning

#22 So This Is What My Mate Woke Up To This Morning

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#23 The Diamond In My Ring Fell Out Today. It Came With A 10 Year Workmanship Guarantee. Yesterday Was Our 10th Wedding Anniversary

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#24 How This Guy Survived Both Of The Atomic Bombs During Ww2

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Tsutomu Yamaguchi was working in Hiroshimæ when the city was bombed. Surviving, he returned to his employer in Nagasaki three days later That morning, while being berated by his supervisor as “crazy” after describing how a single bomb had destroyed Hiroshima, the second atomic bomb hit Nagasaki. Yamaguchi survived again, and is the only known survivor of both bombinqs.

#25 Soap And Eggs

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#26 Every Time

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#27 The Poor Guy

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A man survived the sinking of a ship in 1871, leaving him traumatized afterwards. Some forty years later, he was finally able to overcome his fears and sail again, only to die on the Titanic.

#28 Putting That One Single Yelper On Blast

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#29 This Kinda Cracked Me Up

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#30 Tom, Everyone Knows

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One day, this guy just kind of figured - "I spend most of my time on the internet anyway, why not turn it into a profession?" - and he did! Now he not only gets to browse the latest cat videos and fresh memes every day but also shares them with people all over the world, making sure they stay up to date with everything that's trending on the web. Some things that always pique his interest are old technologies, literature and all sorts of odd vintage goodness. So if you find something that's too bizarre not to share, make sure to hit him up!

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