20 Overconfident People Who Said The Most Stupid Things, As Pointed Out By This Online Thread

Published 3 years ago

We all talk weird and nonsensical stuff sometimes, but some people are way too confident about the stupid things they utter. Some even go ahead and preach their so-called “knowledge” to the world.

A Redditor, GuyWithAScuffedLife asked people, “What is the dumbest thing someone has said with full confidence?“, and people started delivering hilarious answers. From flat earthers to people who sincerely believe that teenagers are too young to truly have anxiety, depression, or PTSD, you’ll find all sorts of weird answers in this thread. Scroll below to have a look at some of the bizarre things stated by overconfident people.

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“If evolution is true then how did a human man evolve perfectly to match a human woman.”


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“This bacon is so raw, I can still hear it mooing!”


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“It’s FAA law that there can only be one Christian pilot per plane. That way when the rapture comes, the other guy can land the sinners left on the plane safely.”


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“In my sex ed class in highschool, we had an assignment where we had to name all the parts of the male genitalia and this one girl said (with a nasty attitude, might I add) ‘men don’t have bladders!'”


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“If evolution was real, why are there still monkeys?”


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“Being diabetic is something you can DO at home, and an addiction that is not suitable to DO when in public.”


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“Informed people don’t make better decisions than uninformed people. That’s a myth.”


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“I was told by a teacher that lots of people have diabetes and I need to get over it, it’s not that big of a deal.”


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“Rabbits lay eggs.”


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“If you wash your hands in the hot water you don’t need soap. Hot water will kill all germs.”


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“A coworker of mine once told me that any animal could reproduce with any other animal, that DNA wasn’t important and that all sperm was the same. She believed this because she once saw a litter of diseased, deformed puppies and had decided that they must be half rat.”


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“The earth is flat!”


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“I was in a high school history class and we were talking about Freud. Our teacher asked if any of us knew what penis envy was. One student who was straight-faced and way too confident answered “it’s when one man is jealous of another man’s penis size”. Comedy gold.”


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“I don’t eat cows, I eat beef.”


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“Teenagers are too young to truly have anxiety, depression, or PTSD.”


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“A woman yelled at me for parking a car with a handicap tag in a non-handicap spot. She believed that I had to park only in handicap spots.”


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“My roommate once told me we were in South America. We live in Canada.”


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“Pigeons are fat because they are pregnant.”


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“Cuba is in Asia.”


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“Not sure if this counts, but one time my little brother walked up to me and awkwardly asked “is the cat dead” as he held our cat, who was purring…”

Saumya Ratan

Saumya is an explorer of all things beautiful, quirky, and heartwarming. With her knack for art, design, photography, fun trivia, and internet humor, she takes you on a journey through the lighter side of pop culture.

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