35 Unpredictable Bumper Stickers People Did Not See Coming

Published 9 months ago

The words, “If you’re reading this, you’re too close!” printed in a tiny font is one of the cleverest bumper stickers to have on a vehicle. There are many such funny, witty and sassy sayings, according to the r/Bumperstickers subreddit. Folks have shared the most memorable sightings they’ve spotted during a dull commute in the community and we’ve combed through them to find the funniest, as shared below.

#1 No Holding Back Here

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#2 My New Bumper Sticker 🤷🏽‍♂️

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#3 Anyone Know Where To Buy This One? 😁

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#4 Yes!

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#5 Chef’s Kiss

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#6 Are We Great Yet???

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#7 Love My Dog Sitter’s Stickers!

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#8 Nothing But The Truth

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#9 Put Up Or Shut Up!

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#10 Too Cold And Snowy Haven’t Installed Yet

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#11 In A Customers House

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#12 Sticker Says It All

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#13 Found In Classroom I’m Subbing In Today

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#14 Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way To Class Last Week

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#15 Thanks, Mom. This Place Sucks

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#16 Here’s A Wholesome One :)

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#17 Giving Information To The Enemy

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#18 This Is A Good One

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#19 Had To Do A Second Take

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#20 Off Of My Own Car

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#21 Hmm

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#22 They Get It

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#23 A Message I Definitely Agree With

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#24 This Sticker On The Back Of This School Bus I Saw Today

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#25 Don’t Mind If I Do!

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#26 This One Is Right On The Money! 😆

Image source: No-Sand-75

#27 In Texas

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#28 A Bumper Sticker I Saw In My Travels Today

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#29 Quite Possibly My Favorite Bumper Sticker

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#30 Saw Another One Today

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#31 I Had To Get Closer To Read

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#32 My Personal Decal. I’ve Gotten So Many Compliments On It

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#33 Love Is Love

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#34 They’re Becoming Self Aware

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#35 He Even Tapered Tesla Logo

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Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.