20 Times Online Buyers Turned Out To Be Totally Unhinged

Published 1 year ago

Selling something online sounds like a piece of cake in theory, but according to folks who’ve given it a go there’s a lot that goes into it. Fielding crazy potential buyers being one of them. From creepy come-on’s, to death threats to the sheer entitlement displayed, some folks have had to face it all.

Some of these encounters are so offensive it’s commendable the seller kept their cool at all leave alone the epic responses they’ve actually dealt out. Scroll below for an amusing read of bizarre market demands shared to the ‘choosing beggar’ subreddit and if you’re planning on selling anything online, best prepare yourself with some of these scorching rejoinders.

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#1 Where Do You Want To Meet You

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#2 Piece Of Sh*t Contacting Me In The Middle Of The Night. Hate These Type Of People

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#3 $10 Entertainment Fee

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#4 My Naive Boyfriend Tried Selling His Couch On Fb Marketplace And Got A Bunch Of Cbs So I Offered To Make The Ad For Him

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#5 I’m Selling A 100% Silk Wedding Dress For £75. She Offered £30 To Drop It Off. Turns Out She Meant £30 And I Drop It Off In The Next 6 Hours Because She’s Getting Married In 9 Weeks And Can’t Afford The Fuel

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#6 One Star

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#7 Can You Please Deliver That Free Item For Free? And I’ll Make You Feel Bad When You Decline. Smh

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#8 Choosing Beggar Wants A Fish Tank (With Everything Included) For Free

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#9 Nothing Like Being Financially Vulnerable And Deciding Now Is The Time To Try To Look Rich

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#10 Jedi Skills Need Improvement

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#11 I’m Building Custom Pcs For People On Fb Marketplace And I Get This Tool

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#12 Single Mom, Unique Baby Name, Won’t Screw You Over, Cash On Hand!

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#13 Cb Has An App Idea For Me

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#14 Asking Price 300. It Felt Good Not Replying

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#15 Forgot About This Gem From The Other Year From When I Was Trying To Sell My Old Phone!

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#16 Went From 0 To 100% Overboard

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#17 I Was Selling A Galaxy S10 For 250. The Night Before We Had Agreed On 180 After He Said He Only Had 160. Now He Tries To Get It For 75

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#18 My Buddies Just Trying To Sell A Bedframe For Someone Else

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#19 Friend’s Wedding Venue Is “Beautiful” And A “Good Price” But Because The Beggar’s Not Willing To Pay To Have “Time To Decorate And Live In Our Moment” They’re Going To Leave A Bad Review

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#20 Wife Got Her First CB.. came Out Of The Gates Firing

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Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.

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