20 People List The Worst Things Someone Said To Them On A Date

Dating is supposed to be fun; a meeting of two hearts hoping to find love. However, the many horror stories we hear about bad dates indicate that there’s a high chance the individual you are hoping to find love with may not be the right person for you. So, when Reddit user Batmanstitty, posted a question asking people to recall an incident where they went on a bad date and were told something so appalling that it’s the absolute worst, the answers were pretty entertaining. Check out some of the more ridiculous and memorable dating experiences narrated below.

#1

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After ordering a really expensive meal and drink, after I had offered to buy dinner. Plate: 50 dollars. Drink: 25. Like holy s**t. I will admit I went with it until:

“I want to date someone like you but not you, I was going to tell you earlier but I was hungry” then she went and made plans with another dude for after our meal.

I went to the bathroom and then snuck out when our food was brought. I dunno how she paid for that because I ordered something equally as expensive.

I know you cant force attraction, but f**k you b***h.

I blocked her as I left.

#2 Wistfully after 2 wines… “God, you are so amazing, such a shame you look like that.”

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#3 First date, I order a mocktail and he says, “I’m not going to pay for your drinks unless there’s alcohol in them.”

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#4 We were about the same height and he said I could never wear heels around him. Little did he know, I can do what the f**k I want.

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#5

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We had a fun night having a personal date and then we pull up to his house for his birthday party, where I’m about to meet his family for the first time. He turns to me and says, “Oh btw my parents don’t like Mexicans.”

I am Mexican.

#6 “I don’t mind that you’re… you know.” *waves hand vaguely at my body*

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#7

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Her phone rang. She answered it. I expected it was a friend calling to see if she wanted to be saved.

She got concerned and hung up and said “that was my ex. He got arrested. Can you bring me to the police station?”

So I did. I even helped them fill out some paperwork so he could get released. I took them to his car and she looked at me. I laughed and said “The date was over hours ago. Go” and she got out and they drove away.

#8

“You know, you’d be really pretty if you didn’t have that whole jew nose thing going on. Have you thought about getting it fixed?” This was after the movie and make-out. I’m ashamed to say that 17 yr old me didn’t tell him to f**k off like I should’ve. It just gave me an insecurity about my nose.

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#9 After what I thought was a good date, we went for a couple of drinks, at the end of the night she told me “wow you really are a great guy, I just wish u were good looking”

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#10 He got angry when I said I did not want to go further than kissing and denied him putting his hand under my shirt. His argument: “I have a relationship with your whole body! Not just your head!”

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#11

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“A lot of people think my brother is gay. But he’s not. I know. I’ve seen his penis a few times. And he’s not gay. His penis doesn’t look gay. I mean, he got hard.”

1. I paraphrased.
2. The girl saying it was 18 and her brother was 25ish.
3. Mega-religious family.

#12 On a date with my wife, 12 years in. “I don’t think I love you anymore”. Out of the blue.

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#13

Your job is to sit there and look pretty.

(After I shared an opinion about something)

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#14 “I can tell you are an only child because you have major personality flaws”.

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#15

He asked me how frequently I would want sex if I were in my ideal relationship. I said 2-3x a week. He told me that means I’m a sex addict and that sex more often than once a month isn’t really required for intimacy or connection between partners.

(Hey, if that’s his level of drive, cool…. but no need to shame someone for having a higher drive than yours.)

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#16 – asked me the worst crime I’d commit if I would get away with it. I said steal a few million from a bank. They said they’d “dahmer” someone

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#17 “So, aren’t you going to invite me to your place? I bought you lunch. You kind of owe me.” from a guy I met ONCE and had breath so bad I am surprised it didn’t melt the fork.

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#18 “Stop pulling away when I try to kiss you because people are looking and it makes me seem rapey”

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#19

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“If we do this long term, I’m gonna call the shots, you won’t work, you’ll stay home and raise the kids, you won’t be allowed to leave the house and only have friends over that I approve of, you’ll have life 360 on your phone with me being the only one to access it, and we’ll sell your car too so you have money to buy the heels I want you to wear and the makeup you’ll wear everyday” so I took a hard pass

#20

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‘You don’t want any more kids? Don’t worry, I’ll change your mind and you’ll enjoy carrying my child.’

There was no second date and I ended up having to block him everywhere.