25 Stories Of The Worst Dates People Went On

Published 6 months ago

When you’re in the dating game, you realise that there are many odd ducks in the world. From meeting the hygienically challenged to entitled people to the whiners and weepers, sometimes it feels like there’s just no good fish left in the sea anymore. 

One online user recently posted online asking what was the worst dating experience folks had had, and the thread soon went viral due to the horrifying answers received. Scroll below to check out this entertaining collection of tales and if you’re in the dating game we hope your own chronicles have a happier ending than some of these rather hilarious tales.

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Continue scrolling to check out our hand-picked entries and the talk we had with dating coach Blaine Anderson — you will find it spread out between the images.


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Shanaaia: So lucky there are busses in this world


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Jeff White: At least it was a group effort


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sbj: Woah! Go back to the bit where he lost a testicle because his rabbit died, I need more info


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rullyman : What the hell? Who does that. Not only putting herself in harm’s way but others too. Someone had to jump in and save her.


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Jennifer Mathison: What kind of dog?


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AnnaRachelle: I had similar happen. We had spoken in line for months. He came for a visit and we went into the city centre. He got a tattoo of my name,I big letters down his forearm. After going home he called me to tell me he was going to move in with me. Told,not asked. Freaked me out. Blocked him.


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Nannychachi: Nope. Not on a first date. Even years in, I still ask my husband first if I can have a bite.


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FrogMan: Patrick Swayze tells Demi Moore that he loves her, she says “ditto” and then he climbs up on a shelf.


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Undercover: That’s why sprinklers were invented 🤷🏻‍♀️


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Jeff White: All together now boys and girls … RED flags awaving, RED flags ahoy!


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Blue: That could be legit. Bringing someone along they trust as protection


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rullyman: Eh???? Was it a fake tooth or what?


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Nina: Da fuq did I just read?!


Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.

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awful date, bad date, Dating, relationships, Single, worst date
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