40 Of The Most Absurd Things Written In The Fine Print Of A Label

Published 2 weeks ago

We don’t always check the fine print but according to these surprising discoveries, we really should be. If not for the unusual warnings, at least for the entertainment it provides. 

Thankfully, just because we haven’t done it in the past, it doesn’t mean we are going to miss out. Folks have been sharing photos of the most unexpected information written small-font that they have spotted and it is a wild ride so hang on. 

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#1 My Parents Bought Me A Doormat And This Was On The Back Of It. Read The Warning

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#2 This Olive Oil I Bought Wasn’t Even Cheap

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#3 My New Pan Is Dishwasher-Safe And Unsafe

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#4 Chris Hemsworth’s Centr App Was Charging People Who Signed Up For Their Free Trial. Looked Into The Fine Print And Found Out Why. I Love Ya Mate But C’mon

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#5 My Friend Bought Me A Switch Game For My Birthday. The Download Code, Instead Of Being On The Card Itself, Is On The Receipt. He No Longer Has The Receipt

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#6 The Sweater I Bought Cannot Be Maintained

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#7 The Ingredients In This 100% Cranberry Juice

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#8 Bought This Tonight. My Dog Was Eating The Tire, Then I Read The Back

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#9 Have You Ever Seen Anything So Bold?

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#10 I’ve Just Found Out That I Have A Wheat Intolerance

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#11 The Mixed Signals Of This Shoe Sale Advertisement

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#12 Cool Fine Print On This Donation Center

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#13 Always Read The Fine Print

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“Dispose of properly (or Mother Nature’s gonna whack us all!) This battery contains no Mercury, Mars or Venus. Each battery is tested before shipping. No animals were harmed during testing unless you consider Paul in QA;-) Warning: To reduce the risk of fire or burns, avoid Sony or Dell laptops & do not disassemble, crush, puncture or short the contacts. TM & © 2009 FastMac. All rights reserved. All other brand names & trademarks belong to their respective owners. If you have read this far, please consider applying for a job in our legal dept.”

#14 This Is Obviously Not The Men’s Washroom. Can’t You Read The Fine Print In A Dark Entryway?

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#15 Retail Sign At H&M Today. The Small Line Is Hard To Read In Person

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#16 Be Aware Of Who You Donate Your Used Items To

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#17 “Gluten-Free”

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#18 I Was Wondering Why This Watermelon Juice Tasted So Weird

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#19 Free Beer

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#20 This Packaging Is Dangerous

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#21 This Kettle Saves 70% Energy, As Long As You Need To Boil 70% Less Water

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#22 2nd Birthday Badge Is Potentially A Choking Hazard

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#23 I Bought It Because Of The 99-Cent Refill At Dodgers Stadium, But It’s Not Included At Dodgers Stadium

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#24 You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me

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#25 So It Was A Lie

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#26 How To Disappoint Every Student On Campus

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#27 Packaging Said “100% Silk”

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#28 Making People Think It’s A Park

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#29 Always Check The Fine Print

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#30 That Would Explain Why My Ankle Hurts

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#31 This Is Not Vitamin D. It’s An Emoji On A Bottle Of Magnesium

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#32 IKEA Needed To Indicate Their Cinnamon Buns Are Not 10 Feet In Diameter For $1.50

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#33 Can You Figure Out Why I’m Infuriated Before The 4th Picture?

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What the literal hell Sergeant’s?
PS: Be not concerned with the shampoo color, it became the host bottle for my cat’s RX shampoo a long time ago.

#34 This “Cashmere Blend” Sweater

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#35 When Shops Advertise $12 Haircuts, But Use Black Lettering For Very Important Fine Print

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#36 Read The Fine Print, After I Had Used 3 Shades On My Eyes

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“Attention, inhale, golden glow, intention, chamomile, best buds, fiddle fig, plantiful, full bloom, clarity, mother earth, night bloom are not intended for use in the immediate eye area.”

#37 When You Read Ingredient Labels For Fun

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#38 Seriously? Contradictory At Its Finest

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#39 Well Played, Well Played

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#40 I Bought These Protein Bars Because I Love Strawberries, Only To Find Out They Don’t Actually Contain Strawberries

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Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.

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