35 Funny Photos Of Clueless People Who Made Their Partner Wonder How Did They Survive This Long

Being in a relationship means accepting another person, faults and all. Truth be told, we all make mistakes at some point which is part and parcel of the human experience. While some blunders can have serious consequences others can border on being rather more vexing than having any dire impact. But being in a relationship with a person who is prone to making decisions that put them in such situations repeatedly, can take a toll on the other party. 

#1 I’m An Idiot And My Wife Won’t Stop Laughing At Me

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n1k0me:
If it makes you feel any better, I once brewed coffee without grinding the beans first.
At my job.
Which is a coffee shop.
I am a barista.
Incidents like these will just make the next cup of coffee a little more enjoyable.

#2 My Husband, Who Is Not Good With Emotional Topics, Broke The News Of My Beloved Cat Being Put To Sleep Like This

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Took our sweet girl to the vet last Friday because she wasn’t acting like herself. They gave her some antibiotics and said to come back if she didn’t improve. She didn’t improve and my husband agreed to take her as I was dealing with a huge migraine yesterday morning. I texted him after about an hour of him being there. Got this response. Yes, we’re still married, and I still love him. He’s just really bad with breaking news lol. I cried all day but I’m starting to see the humor in it…. I guess.

#3 I Asked My Wife Where The Tape Measurer Is. She Said In The Drawer

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FanRepresentative458:
She meant THE drawer. Every home has one. The place where the useful twice or thrice a year items live. Like tape, batteries, and scissors.

#4 Instead Of Wrapping The Fork In A Napkin And Putting It In His Backpack, My Boyfriend Bends It So That It Fits Into The Tupperware His Lunch Was In

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JKdriver:
This is the kind of man who simply cuts a toothbrush in half to travel with it instead of just buying a travel sized one.

#5 I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent Me A Screenshot

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Nekropisinon:
Wow, that’s crazy that her cracks line perfectly up with mine! What are the odds?

#6 My Husband Told Me The Dog Has My Rabbit. What He Meant vs. What I Thought He Meant

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#7 My GF Is Cooking Eggs With Pasta To Save Time

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Vast_Yam4726:
Eggs al Dente.

whatintheeverloving:
Einstein once said that his second-best idea after the theory of relativity was to boil an egg in the same pot he used to cook soup. Congratulations, now you can humble brag that your girlfriend is on par intellectually with Einstein.

#8 I Let My Boyfriend Choose A Shower Curtain And Now We Have This

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#9 My Husband Said I’m Organized In All Ways Except My Computer… Welcome To The Dirt Pile

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#10 Husband’s Turn To Cook

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I pop in the kitchen for a moment, and he says we are out of breadcrumbs. No problem, I say, you can use crackers as a substitute. This is what he used.

#11 I Put A Rock In Front Of The Green Electrical Box So My Wife Wouldn’t Take Out Power For The Entire Neighborhood Again

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#12 Think I Just Made My Boyfriend A Puppy Milk Latte

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#13 Out Of Dishwasher Tabs… I Guess My Husband Didn’t Get The Memo On Dishsoap

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#14 My Partner Made Pitta Breads. This Is The Bag Of Flour

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#15 I Learned Today That My Husband Doesn’t Actually Wash The Pots We Boil Pasta In. According To Him They Aren’t Actually Dirty Since It Was Just Boiling Water

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I caught this when I walked in on him washing dishes and he only rinsed the pasta pot and put it right back in the cupboard. It wasn’t even dry yet.

#16 How My Wife Puts Sharp Knives In The Dishwasher, But Butter Knives The Other Way

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#17 Asked My Girlfriend To Unload The Dishwasher

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#18 My Wife Set The AC At Home To 30 Degrees Celsius

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#19 My Partner’s Toothbrush. So Nasty

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#20 My Girlfriend’s Contact Lenses

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#21 My Girlfriend And Her Mom Never Clean Their Lent Trap

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#22 My Husband And 8-Year Old Leave Their Spoons In Ice Cream Tubs And The Spoons Freezes Into The Ice Cream

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#23 Got Electrocuted At Night Because My Wife Couldn’t Be Bothered To Tell Me She Broke The Charger

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#24 How My Wife “Mops” The Hardwood Floors

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#25 Instead Of Rinsing His Cup Between Drinks, My Boyfriend Will Just Refill It With Whatever Since It “Mixes In His Stomach Anyway”

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Pictured is his glass of “water” after milk and oreos.

#26 I Asked My GF To Cut The Potatoes In Half. Those Are Teeth Marks

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#27 Moving And Caught My Husband Packing Like This

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#28 Partner Wants Me To Rewind It Because She Doesn’t Know What’s Happening And Doesn’t Speak Korean. I Wonder Why

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#29 My Husband Said He Stopped P**sing Off The Deck At Night

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#30 Worse Than Nothing Gift

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I am quite overweight and for the past 2 months I’ve been diet and exercising to lose weight. I semi-recently became lighter than my wife and it made her upset. She’s been making comments that I need to slow down because I’m making her self conscious.

Well today is my birthday and while I never expect a gift, what I got today was like a slap in the face. My one and only gift was a smore maker. I don’t even specifically like s’mores, so I don’t really see any reason to have bought this for me.

#31 GF Says That My Standard Combo Of Noodles And Sardines Looks Like Something Straight Out Of Silent Hill

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#32 I Asked My BF To Freeze The Leftover Meat And This Is How He Did It

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#33 The Way My GF Scrubbed My Pan With Abrasive Stainless Steel

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#34 I Smelled Plastic

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I walked into the kitchen just as my husband was bounding in whispering “oh s**t oh s**t!” He had preheated the oven for a nice meal of leftover baked spaghetti and forgot the high chair tray was in there.
Currently waving dish towels in the air to keep the smoke alarm from waking the toddler. Oh, and ordering in. Probably should be saving money though, since we have to get a new oven now? No idea how to even begin cleaning this…

#35 Husband Doesn’t Like His Birthday Pie

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My husband isn’t a big fan of sweets but blueberry is his favorite fruit and he found out recently he really likes meringue. I asked him what kind of dessert he wanted for his birthday since he doesn’t care much for cake. He said a blueberry merginue pie so that’s what I made. I spent 3 hours on this pie last night for him to take 2 bites and say he doesn’t like it. I don’t like blueberries so I ended up binning the pie. Roughly $25 of ingredients and 3 hours of my life I’ll never get back.